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[Seleste @Sinnlest]

@_silentacoustic It's giving the same argument for Amber Heard and Johnny Depp. She was acting in self defense and all of a sudden its "mutual abuse". People love coddling evil men that they like

[Mon🐉🖤 @Xuemeowng_]

Vamos hermosa
Apúrate

[cabby @cabby]

there's nothing more intimate than when you lock eyes with the person you are about to hit with your car

[small waist, pretty face 🫦 @oddettem]

If he ghosts you after you sleep with him, give me his number. I’ll call and tell him we found your body and he was the last person to be seen with you.

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

Soon as your mouth starts watering the saxophones are at maximum volume.

[big baby. @jazlynmarie____]

Santana said when I was lil girl, somebody said you was never lil or a girl😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[korede🇪🇸 @_hxmilton]

if i don't exist before birth, then i won't exist after death

[🖕🙂🖕 @c4nnsaw]

I always thought the pink panther solved mysteries or some shit but he's just this gay dude who bothers people

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Because by the time you are able to say anything, the sleep paralysis has ended already.

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

if i owe you a text back just imagine what i owe the government

[Ienka @ankyheidi]

you’re my friend and to some extent my wife

[daughter of the east. @mbae_12]

also, polygamous men expecting monogamy in return is so interesting to me.

[Kgosi @Hideout_CafeZA]

As someone who holds a PhD in Indians, I'd like to urge my fellow South Africans to stop putting Indians in any position of power. Not even a store manager. Vile vile vile creatures. 🚮

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

no one wants a waist over 9 inches

[miia @miiagarro]

i be in my room like an inmate

[Blissful✨ @ghostinheel]

We also know her real boyfriend and we laugh at you😭😭✋🏿

[naomi @ne0static]

how i look when i’m the only one in the group that wants to substance abuse

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

hurry up bitch i can't breathe!

[Nobody👁️‍🗨️ @NobodyIn4K]

"Islamic Republic of Japan"

[ko . @kohmene]

how u mad i fucked another nigga where were u when i needed that