Roman Beauvais Sionis

💎are a MAN’s best friend DNI if your available balance is less than $10,000💅🏻 The only number I want is on the back of your credit card 😘 xoxo ⚠️satire/RP⚠️

[Roman Beauvais Sionis @Sionis4Real]

@nodicknoballs #harrassment @/GCPD

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@nodicknoballs I like Mondays. Mondays are for manicures and margaritas. #blessed

[Roman Beauvais Sionis @Sionis4Real]

Whoever decided that Tuesdays should be a thing should be fired

[Roman Beauvais Sionis @Sionis4Real]

@nodicknoballs Mind your business. 🤨🕶🤏🏻

[Roman Beauvais Sionis @Sionis4Real]

Day 14600 of being perfect. Nothing is good enough for me. I feel expensive. I am omnipotent. Life is good.

[Roman Beauvais Sionis @Sionis4Real]

@nodicknoballs #notfunnydidntlaugh

[Roman Beauvais Sionis @Sionis4Real]

Who did this? Who f^cking did this? Who did this???? Tell me right now!! who DID THIS???¿¿¿⁉️ 🤬🤬🤬😡😤😤

[Roman Beauvais Sionis @Sionis4Real]

With my lover being the height of romance, I spent my nights as a taken man wondering if my beau has come to my doorway whisk me into his arms… or tell me that he threw up all over the carpet in his room. #neveradullmoment #pleasehelpme

[Roman Beauvais Sionis @Sionis4Real]

@zsaszattackk @nodicknoballs You would 💔

[Roman Beauvais Sionis @Sionis4Real]

💋🖐🏻🌍💎💁🏻‍♂️💖

[Roman Beauvais Sionis @Sionis4Real]

@nodicknoballs Homophobe.

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@d0ntneedtherapy At least I have a life 😐✨🖕🏻✨

[Roman Beauvais Sionis @Sionis4Real]

@d0ntneedtherapy ✝️ Manifesting that you recover from being a child soon. xoxo

[Roman Beauvais Sionis @Sionis4Real]

@nodicknoballs Why are you in my replies??? #irrelevant

[Roman Beauvais Sionis @Sionis4Real]

Lately, Mr. Zsasz has been asking me how long I need to take to get ready. I told him you simply cannot rush perfection. #cantgetthestaff #youreonmytime #ormydime #ormydi-

[Roman Beauvais Sionis @Sionis4Real]

Dear God, this app has been infiltrated by an invasive species that can only be described as a party clown. Be vigilant, everybody. These are scary times. xoxo