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scrambled feelings for breakfast

[ђє๔ค @Siopaoweeeers]

my happily ever after begins with loving myself

[ђє๔ค @Siopaoweeeers]

Hahay

Pero not really accidental... pero hahay gyapon

[• @yducknow]

accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life 😭😭😭😭😭

[ђє๔ค @Siopaoweeeers]

LMAO

Wala pa naman 🤸🏽‍♀️

[mayank @maynkydvv]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[ђє๔ค @Siopaoweeeers]

Never thought I'd say "don't be a hero" to anyone.

Then I met someone whose safety started mattering to me more than my pride in their strength and kindness.

Which is unfortunate, because her self-preservation instincts and I are not on speaking terms. 🤸🏽‍♀️

[ђє๔ค @Siopaoweeeers]

Yup! Definitely ran out of luck.

[ђє๔ค @Siopaoweeeers]

I just burned through my entire daily luck not dying from a STUPID fish bone.

Honestly at this point I’m not even living life, I’m just speedrunning my own "A Series of Unfortunate Events"

[ђє๔ค @Siopaoweeeers]

And this, my darling, is why I don't like making plans 🙂‍↕️

[ђє๔ค @Siopaoweeeers]

Today's headline: I am a spectacular disaster. A symphony of bad decisions. A mthrfckr, if you will.

[ђє๔ค @Siopaoweeeers]

Will never be strong enough to love mondays...

[ђє๔ค @Siopaoweeeers]

Pwede daw 🫶

[ђє๔ค @Siopaoweeeers]

Pwede na haaaaw? Pwede ni haaaaaw???

[ђє๔ค @Siopaoweeeers]

Pwede na haaaaw? Pwede ni haaaaaw???

[ђє๔ค @Siopaoweeeers]

Is it an aftershock or is it my vertigo? Place your bets.

[ђє๔ค @Siopaoweeeers]

I think I lost a friend tonight. I don’t know if I did something wrong—or if it’s just more complicated than that.

But I also found a childhood friend again after 7 years.
Maybe the universe takes and gives in the same breath.

[ђє๔ค @Siopaoweeeers]

Me: Archi, what drink should I buy?
Archi: BI ka 🤣
Me: Bad in Impulse control??
Brain In shambles?
Oooh! BEVERAGE INCLUDED!

[ђє๔ค @Siopaoweeeers]

Deliverables revised to include cake 🍰

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And somehow we’re laughing while doing it. What is even happening.

[ђє๔ค @Siopaoweeeers]

When you accidentally skip small talk and go straight to mutual emotional disclosures

orz

[ђє๔ค @Siopaoweeeers]

comes with being a counselor in this specific field ig

[ђє๔ค @Siopaoweeeers]

Swore I'd never be in a field that draws blood.
Now I'm here..nitrile gloves on, capillary tube and lancet in hand—thriving in someone else's nightmare like it's just another Thursday
(　＾▽＾)

[ђє๔ค @Siopaoweeeers]

Apparently, if you vanish long enough, you can post with a d!ldo on your desk and everyone just says, "Welcome back!"

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I’m doing my best to stay professional, but every time Doc M talks to me, my brain glitches a little. It’s the gay panic — please bear with me.