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[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Big fixtures await ⚔️

Facing off against last season's top six 🧵

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Hand on heart, I dont feel sad at all. Im so fucking proud of this group. Won us a PL after 22 years and took us to a UCL final. Kings who will be remembered forever. 99% of Europe would want our season.

Thank you Mikel and Thank you Arsenal.

I recognise my football club again.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

It was worth the wait ❤️

Arsenal win their first Premier League title since the Invincibles' triumph in 2003-04 🤝

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

[Leandro Trossard @LTrossard]

GUNNERS, WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!! 🏆💭❤️

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

It all worked out ❤️

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

LIVE SCENES 😭❤️

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Arsenal: 2025/26 Premier League champions.

[Premier League @premierleague]

The wait is over.

@Arsenal are Premier League champions.

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

“Enjoy your playoff final, pal”

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

22 years we have had to deal with all sorts of labels and PGMOL nonsense. Martinelli double yellow vs Wolves, Rice vs Brighton etc rivals told us to get on with it.

Enjoy the content today, AI song on full blast. Swimming in Rory Jennings tears.

Catch you when there is news.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

After his hat trick in the NLD, it’s a good time to revisit the Eze Hijack special Fan Denial…

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

It was only ever Arsenal.

A boyhood Gooner, our new number 10 – welcome home, Ebere ❤️

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Arsenal fans getting ready to like and retweet even more Ebere Eze content all weekend.

[Dok @afcdok]

Van Persie last month: "Arsenal can't win the epl with Arteta as their manager. I don't hate him but just saying the truth."
Van Persie as a coach:

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Tottenham: We will decide the Premier League title

Also Tottenham:

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

@FabrizioRomano Give up the gimmick, be as humble in defeat as you were arrogant in victory

[Ian Wright @IanWright0]

We need a killer.