LeBron should keep leaking clues about where he’s going like the riddler
“Sources say he needs a city with great mass transit, excellent pizza, smells of urine sometimes”
“I loved drugs. You’re talking to a real addict… Summertime I did drugs I ain’t gonna front… I had some great cocaine summers.” 😳
- Lamar Odom
(🎥 @VinceAndTmac / h/t @NBA__Courtside )
I sincerely hope Marcus Rashford’s so-called “best days” at Barcelona would be worse than the absolute worst days he’s ever had in football. May every touch feel like a clearance, every shot end up in Row Z, and every dribble look like he’s auditioning for a blooper reel. Let him forget what position he plays, confuse teammates for opponents, and turn Camp Nou into his personal nightmare.