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[W @_common_W_]

It’s not a batman. it’s not superman. it’s CRISTIANO f*cking RONALDO

[adam. @utdAdams]

Van Persie 12/13 - 30 goals.
Rashford 22/23 - 30 goals.
Zlatan 16/17 - 28 goals.
Bruno 20/21 - 28 goals.
Lukaku 17/18 - 27 goals.
Martial 19/20 - 23 goals.
Rooney 11/12 - 34 goals.

These are the best goalscoring seasons we’ve seen at United since 2010. Yet only one of these players is routinely treated like he was a complete flop.

Lukaku scored 42 in 96. Only Van Persie and Zlatan had better goals to game ratio for the club since 2010.

He had obvious flaws and he’s finally admitted as much himself, but the disrespect around his United spell has always been far worse than the actual output.

[Uncle Abeiku @CannyMcCoy]

You know why they always use this excuse? It’s cos it absolves them of the actual solution, these are the thoughts of wicked men. Imagine not making your house safe cos your toddler is troublesome. Bibini adwene

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Even Gabriel's penalty made it into Nike's new ad

[ahm3.x @_ahm3x]

Didn't see a single person talking about that Adidas ad😭

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

The youngest squad by average age at @FIFAWorldCup 2026?

Côte d'Ivoire 🇨🇮

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

Ronaldo coming out alive from a house of fire (referencing how everyone thought it was over for him in 2022 WC but he's still here in 2026) is peak creative man

NIKE COOKED MAN

[🙂‍↕️ @vvdijks]

slot lost his job to AI

[Oh Chale. @Tbag__1]

Mesopotamia in 539 BC had better infrastructure.

[iSellDogs @SirBackstage]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sky News @SkyNews]

FIFA has confirmed a website glitch has left dozens of fans getting free tickets for the World Cup 2026

https://t.co/hehKjj0NeL

[Adeleke R. Bolanle¹⁵ 👨🏾‍💻🎨✨ @ButtyGhetto_]

Cristiano Ronaldo never said the World Cup wasn’t a prestigious tournament and he never said he doesn’t want to win it 🧏🏾‍♂️

He literally said he doesn’t believe winning it or not should define his Greatness. THAT’S A FACT, don’t let anyone gaslight you ✌🏾❤️

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨🚨 Florentino Perez: “I signed Cristiano, Zidane, Figo.

The player is in that CATEGORY in his POSITION.”

[the hierophant 🤴🏾 @historia_stan]

When Lee Kuan Yew moved Singaporeans from huts to high rises, people were urinating in the elevators. Instead of saying it was a problem of indiscipline, he installed hidden cameras, urine detectors, fines and community service penalties. Make of that what you will

[TC @totalcristiano]

LeBron James on IG. 😂❤️

[Portugal @selecaoportugal]

@Cristiano 🐐🇵🇹

#VaiDarPortugal | #FIFAWorldCup

[lonlee @THEOCTOPUS_1]

Kai Cenat on Twitch:
"I’d rather sleep under a bridge in Pakistan than book a vacation to South Africa ngl. IShowSpeed opened my eyes. I’m taking my money straight to Ghana 🇬🇭for peace, vibes, and shea butter massages.”

[Goals Xtra @GoalsXtra]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: The player Florentino Pérez has just said he wants to sign for €150 million is Khvicha Kvaratskhelia. 🇬🇪 🌟

Florentino believes he will have the same impact as Cristiano Ronaldo.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🗣️ “We believe your €150m superstar is not a forward, because you already have Mbappé, Vinicius…”, ask Horizonte.

Florentino Pérez: “Well, in Madrid, YOU ALWAYS NEED MORE”. 👀

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨🚨 Florentino Perez: "By the way, we will contact the player's club FIRST.

That's how you do things, in case SOMEONE DOESN'T KNOW."

[barry @BackseatsmanLFC]

Iraola in his first interview saying he's excited about senior players being at the World Cup because it means he gets a chance to work with the young players at the start of pre-season. I love him already.