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I’m in love bitch

[_ @SirCaptainChris]

We're becoming a hella sensitive generation and it's lame.

[TITAN @TemooTitan]

Need this robot to meet my nephews

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

We killing you and binding your soul to a blade bro

[gabe @allgarbled]

Every pro athlete talking about money is like, “the thing you don’t get, is that $35 million is really not a lot of money once you’ve spent it all”

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Is this a controlling abusive boyfriend or just my 6 year old niece after i missed her facetime call???

[Red ❤️‍🔥 @imJustRed]

The World Cup cleaning staff after realising Japan plays today

[🥇 @thankyouparlay]

I don’t want no better bitch I want my bitch BETTER

[figs @figsae]

before we met in person my girlfriend and I agreed we wouldn’t have sex until it “felt natural” so there was no pressure. and then we ended up having sex like 20 minutes after getting home from the airport

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I saw a comment saying the U.S. is the only country in the World Cup without universal healthcare. And I was like nahhh no way that's accurate.
20 seconds on the world wide web later, THE UNITES STATES IS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD CUP WITHOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE.

[s h a d o w @lovedemonx]

date idea:

mario kart and the loser has to give head

[Tyler McNeal @TylerRealMcNeal]

@tanmay1705 A wife will one up the gf pull belief

My wife thinks I have an entire harem at work because I was brought a cookie by a female coworker… once… 6 months ago 😭

My wife asks “I hope you don’t get too full on your girlfriend’s pastries, what’s she baking you today?”

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

For a couple of days my cat had been showing signs of dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. So I go to the vets today and the vet straight up said. "He looks like he got into a fight and he's depressed he lost, his vitals are fine"
I CANT WITH THIS CAT LMAOO

[Fancy Boots @TexasFancyBoots]

“Please seek shelter at local bars”

[SAMENGO @samengo_ofc]

Meu pai que parou de apostar deu um grito no gol da Alemanha

[EA, ESQ. 🇳🇬 @f_ayee]

Bro the world cup being in various US cities is the most hilarious thing to ever exist 😂😂😂😂

[voided @voided]

My AliExpress delivery guy crossing the strait of Hormuz to deliver my $3 package.

[HowlingStrittposter @Strittposter]

Gaming peaked when they made weird bullshit like this for no reason at all

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

aye na but what the fuck he mean by dis