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@Csmitty12_21 @itsajelly1 @ih8yourteam @mvp30_curry @Chip_Patterson I mean, we do have Notre Dame coming in a couple of weeks, so…

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- Think about how difficult it is to keep all the stories in the Bible unchanged, word for word, for thousands of years. You’re gonna start missing little things here and there. What if one of those things is super important.
- Priesthood authority, the authority to act in the Name of Jesus Christ was lost. Of all the thousands of Christian sects out there teaching a thousand different little differences and interpretations in the Bible and the Gospel, which one is true? God restored this authority THROUGH Joseph Smith
- We believe the Bible is the word of God AS FAR AS IT IS TRANSLATED CORRECTLY. Every Christian sect has little different interpretations for every scripture in the Bible. Which one is the most correct?

If your answer is “It doesn’t matter and many of them can be correct at the same time” then you haven’t read your Bible. That’s the opposite of what I’ve read.

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@elonmusk @Starlink Meanwhile my internet stopped 12 times on my two hour Delta flight I just took. Football games kept getting stopped on everyones screens in the middle of action

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@Morty13 Ok, that was a good one 🤣

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@DavoustBaldPate All of them have. All of them.

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@daxiel1992 It’s a world wide church with a lot of new members that need it. Just listen to the spirit during the talks and you may get promptings you need that have nothing to do with the topic of the talk

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Here’s the thing; you make a movie for $200M banking on the fact you believe a LOT of people are going to see it. You make a $40M movie knowing it’s not going to be for everyone. I’m sure the studio is pleased with how it is tracking. They’d panic if it was a $200M movie. This is a win

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@hankrsmith 4 of my 5 children have left the church with their mom. I feel nothing but peace. The Lord is at the helm!!

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@TheYNation_ I’m good with K-Pop

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@AdamDommeyer @Ch_JesusChrist Marrying or sealed? Not the same thing. I’m sealed to my kids 🤷‍♂️

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@sylabdul No one is coming in to work on someone else’s “skeleton”. If they don’t renew the contract, someone else will come in and completely reboot

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@OchoZaco In the US, but picking up steam in the rest of the world. That may say more about the direction morality is going in the US. Always thought leading up to the Second Coming it would become more and more unpopular to be LDS. Declining numbers in the US doesn’t make it less true

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@PKKinahan We will see how that changes after BYU’s win today and Utah sitting out for a bye

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“Jerald and Sandra Tanner’s 1965 book 3,913 Changes in the Book of Mormon compared the 1830 edition with a 1964 edition and marked every difference they found, including spelling. They later described the bulk as “approximately 4,000 grammatical and spelling changes,” while highlighting a small number of word substitutions”

Doesn’t sound substantive…

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I heard slot machines on a cruise in international waters doesn’t count as gambling, so I think I’m good…

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@The4thTurtleNyC Will see if anything gets greenlit over the next 6 months. That will be telling

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@therealutahutes @BYUfootball They listened last week during the bye

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@mvp30_curry But, but the SEC is so STACKED. These are GREAT losses

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@ITYSL_LDSChurch Betting requires a loser. Stock Market does not. Not the same thing.

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@Friended4Ever Like the southern Democrats?