Hubert Ha'penny

[Hubert Ha'penny @SirHubertPH]

@Tokyo_pi1 Forget other religions, how about the normal people who see religion as the laughable fairytale it clearly is, why force religion on them?

[Hubert Ha'penny @SirHubertPH]

@ManchesterGigss The sound was odd last night - I was front(ish) right and couldn't barely hear the lyrics all night; wife moved back half way to the start of the steps and said the sound there was perfect

Very cool venue though

[Hubert Ha'penny @SirHubertPH]

@ManchesterGigss I thought Dirty Blond had split up?

[Hubert Ha'penny @SirHubertPH]

@StateDept Hard to believe the official US Gov't communication is parroting nonsense like this; sad times dudes

[Hubert Ha'penny @SirHubertPH]

@anon_opin My doctor finds it off putting when I get an erection

[Hubert Ha'penny @SirHubertPH]

@TheJiminho @RFiskey @anon_opin But never pheasant food

[Hubert Ha'penny @SirHubertPH]

@TheJiminho @RFiskey @anon_opin Bagels are peasant food

[Hubert Ha'penny @SirHubertPH]

@anon_opin If soup's your game you should up your aim

[Hubert Ha'penny @SirHubertPH]

@anon_opin Incorrect - the best bun, and it's not even close, is a bagel; we call them 'burgels', add cheese and it's a 'cheeseburgel'

Try it and you'll never look back

[Hubert Ha'penny @SirHubertPH]

@bingobango9 @anon_opin The difference is that most parties try to make realistic (ish) promises, backed-up with some data, while Reform just promise any shit they think will be popular with no plan of how to deliver it - but if that's the way you roll that's cool, but I can't see it ending well

[Hubert Ha'penny @SirHubertPH]

@bingobango9 @anon_opin The difference is that the other parties don't promise such clearly impossible stuff - although given the sheer stupidity of the population you can't blame them for not changing a (so far) winning formula

[Hubert Ha'penny @SirHubertPH]

@functi0nZer0 Pretty sure the pic is just Sir Kier forcing out a particularly eggy one while locking all the windows closed?

[Hubert Ha'penny @SirHubertPH]

@thisisgorilla we're all ill! 🤒

Just put 4 tickets for tonight's gig on the Seetickets resale site

[Hubert Ha'penny @SirHubertPH]

@TherosadocsUK we're all ill 🤒

Just put 4 tickets for Gorilla tonight on Seetickets resale site

[Hubert Ha'penny @SirHubertPH]

@NOWTV where's the Birmingham v Wrdxham game gone to, the link goes to someone random Scottish game?

[Hubert Ha'penny @SirHubertPH]

@ManchesterGigss @thisisgorilla anyone looking for tickets for Slates @ Gorilla on Sat night? I've just put a pair on Ticketswap.

[Hubert Ha'penny @SirHubertPH]

@TonyHenderson01 @LizWebsterSBF The BREXIT campaign leaders - BJ, Gove, that ilk - experienced politicians who soon realised how difficult it was & slim the true benefits.

Don't see how Farage - no government experience at all - at all would've done better

Easier to talk a good game than put foot to ball

[Hubert Ha'penny @SirHubertPH]

@ToTheMoonMiss @StateDept Mate, the world hated America the day it re-elected Trump #2 after the debacle that was Trump #1.

[Hubert Ha'penny @SirHubertPH]

@AndrewK14427755 @ShitChester Hmm...thanks but we're Wrexham season ticket holders; awks

[Hubert Ha'penny @SirHubertPH]

@ShitChester does anyone know of any volunteering opportunities in Chester centre on a Sat afternoon my daughter could do for her gold D of E?