The Jack of all Asses

The Official Jack of All Asses - Comedian, Journalist, Anti-Woke Ass.

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[The Jack of all Asses @SirJackofAllAss]

If you don't own yourself, you don't own anything.

If you don't own yourself, someone else does.

[The Jack of all Asses @SirJackofAllAss]

This could be great. Let's hope RFK follows through and isn't obstructed by certain special interests.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS). For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health. The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!

[Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi]

A major reason I was so worried about Harris being elected was because of past experience watching speech rights disappear in Russia. Once intelligence services insist independent media is a national security risk, trouble is coming and the spy state needs to be dismantled.

[The Jack of all Asses @SirJackofAllAss]

Spot on.

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

"That there’s more affinity between Democrats and the Cheneys than Democrats and the Rogans and Theo Vons of the world says a lot."

It says a huge amount. It's long been clear that the Dem/neocon alliance -- that goes far beyond Trump -- is a key to understanding US politics:

[The Jack of all Asses @SirJackofAllAss]

There's something odd going on with my account. Seems to be working on mobile, but PC is janky. Keeps getting logged out and the page autorefreshes every second or so, all after having to pass a test to prove I'm not some bot. Anyone else experiencing this stuff?

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

Wearing a MAGA hat downtown so the goth chicks can spit on me

[Paul D. Thacker @thackerpd]

Reading the Times today and ... wow. Story after story repudiating their own screwed up reporting about Trump and the nation's voters.

You can't throw enough gravy on that crow to make it go down easy. Maybe time to change the damn journalism recipe?

[McCullough Foundation @McCulloughFund]

The Future of Public Health is Bright: Immediate Public Health Actions Advised by Dr. Peter McCullough

1) Immediate Withdrawal of COVID-19 Vaccines from the Market.

2) Temporary Pause on RSV Vaccination in Pregnant Women and Beyfortus Use in Infants.

3) Repeal of the National Childhood Vaccine Injury Act of 1986.

4) Complete Ban on Gain-of-Function Research.

@P_McCulloughMD @RobertKennedyJr @realDonaldTrump @WorldviewTube

#MFPolicy

[Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76]

Sound up 😩

[Wokal Distance @wokal_distance]

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There's a story behind the squirrel story everyone's missing.

A man had his home searched for 5 hours until officials found his pet squirrel, which they took and then killed.

The problem isn't that government broke the law, the problem is that it *didn't* break the law

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[Matt Orfalea @0rf]

Kamala Harris' call to ban Donald Trump from Twitter initiated a period of unprecedented internet censorship. 🧵/1

[Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom]

🧵 Donald Adolf Hitler Trump throughout the years.

Hitler, circa 1994, staring menacingly at a black man.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[The Jack of all Asses @SirJackofAllAss]

@DefiantLs The smell.

[The Jack of all Asses @SirJackofAllAss]

Hey, what's your position on misinformation again?

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Donald Trump and JD Vance are asking for a nationwide abortion ban.

They see this as an election issue. @KamalaHarris and I see it as a woman’s right to make her own decisions about her own body.

[The Jack of all Asses @SirJackofAllAss]

@Tim_Walz @KamalaHarris Hey, what's your position on misinformation again?

[Alex Berenson @AlexBerenson]

Yes, @elonmusk is right: THIS IS CRAZY

And they believe it.

[Eric Weinstein @ericweinstein]

A lot of Kamala supporting skeptics are asking me what I mean by “Donald Trump may not be allowed to become president again” in 2024

I think I am going to use this opportunity to show you why many sceptics, debunkers and educated people who reflexively and derisively target others as conspiracy theorists, are rapidly losing *everyone* smart and independent. Here goes:

I am suggesting that the 2024 election may be “Saved”. I am suggesting that our U.S. democracy may be “Fortified” between now and November. That right now there is a “conspiracy unfolding behind the scenes”. I am suggesting that Americans may be saved from “Russian electoral interference” by an “informal alliance” involving tech “business titans”.

I am suggesting that the possibility of “a vast, cross-partisan campaign” representing an “an extraordinary shadow effort” hidden, against all odds, from public view by complicict journalists who make sure not to write stories about it and editors who spike any remaining stories that mention it until after the election.

In short I am suggesting that there is right now a massive “conspiracy unfolding behind the scenes”. That “shadow campaigners” are secretly engaged in work that has “touched every aspect of the election” despite the lack of any stories from complicit mainstream news desks.

So what has all this to do with the army of insufferable character-assassins clothed as skeptics who laugh and laugh and laugh at conspiracy theorists?

Well, the conspirators confessed to the above after the 2020 election cycle. That is, it is those actually running cover for conspiracies that most aggressively label and smear those trying to piece together the shadow efforts as “conspiracy theorists”. Imagine a world so perverse where *correctly* labeling an actual conspirator is turned into an act of reputational self destruction even though the conspirators will later confess and brag about the whole thing while taking open victory laps.

Genius no? Diabolical genius, is still genius.

It that sounds far fetched, pathological, improbable, and diabolical to you, welcome to the club. It does to me too. But THAT *IS* WHAT HAPPENED exactly back in 2020.

The conspirators still aren’t really telling the truth. But what they *admit* to while bragging and taking victory laps is jaw dropping all the same.

Don’t believe it? Read the confession:

https://t.co/0e6oMHwLLf

[The Laconic Sardonic @FabricateClaim]

8 years bro. They had 8 years, if you can't make a decent game people want to play in 8 fucking years, then pushing the launch date up isn't going to matter.

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

When Newton named the colors of the rainbow what he called "blue" we would now call "cyan" and what he called "indigo" we now call "blue."

This seems like a strong example of Sapir-Whorf that a small linguistic change has made us blind to the obvious discrete color in the middle