David Forsythe

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@zombie_jacki Hey! I was there too! Top deck, right behind the plate. We had to call our Sox fan friend in San Francisco to figure out what the hell happened. But it was one of the top 3 games I've ever been to (the other 2 being that same month)

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@n0her0es JWaaS (Juice Weasing as a Service)

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@n0her0es I need some names. Are we talking about Yakov Smirnov and Emo Phillips? (Did not confirm that either of those are still alive)

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@n0her0es "The Art of Nose" was already taken?

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@n0her0es Is that an option?

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@kylekinane @tomclarkcomedy I imagine there are just 9 Daves who liked this (I'm one of them).

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@zombie_jacki What's this now?

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@zombie_jacki Red Vines and regret.

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@jklamm @comedyonvinyl Ooohhhh, cool. We might actually be able to see that.

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@philhester That run was a lot of fun even if it was difficult to get your hands on.

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@ChiSoxFanMike No updates needed. What could you add that would be as inspirational?

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@zombie_jacki Technically we don’t HAVE to. But we all know we will.

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@zombie_jacki There's a brand of audiophile disc players called Oppo. That's what I think of whenever i hear it.

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@HeartyWhite I apologize that I didn't listen live. I wasn't busy, I just have no sense of time. I love you the same even though I listen asynchronously.

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@zombie_jacki Parrots live a long time. That dude might still be living his fantastic life.

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@kelabration @wisedrjr They were just talking about Baseball Bunch on Effectively Wild last week. Bright back a flood of memories

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@philhester I installed a subroutine in the AOL Time Warner mainframe that shunts every fractional cent to your royalty check

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@zombie_jacki I assumed it was a tactic. Wouldn't have worked on me, I was sensitive and rebellious (in a very suburban good kid kind of way).

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@zombie_jacki I love how there are both gaps in the calendar and big ol' goose eggs on some days that are on the calendar.

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@HeartyWhite Is there a master list of all of the John Singer Sargent paintings and their current whereabouts? I'd gladly visit one and tell you about it.