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I question everything.

Politics. Governance. Football. Tech.

No propaganda. No tribalism. Sharp analysis, Satire, and Uncomfortable Truths.

[ťāx̌ PAYOR🇰🇪 @SirKimaru]

Information is free. Accuracy is priceless.

[ťāx̌ PAYOR🇰🇪 @SirKimaru]

@Maryian96 Obama-Biden moment maybe?

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

HOW DIFFERENT AFRICAN COUNTRIES RELATE TO THEIR PRESIDENTS😂😂😂😂😂

[James @MrJamesKe]

1942 during colonial times vs. 2026

[Oscar Arias @OACerebro]

Enjoy!

https://t.co/PJaoXTcf1Z

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Live scenes in Kilgoris

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Here is how Kenya’s 2027 election calendar will look:

— February 9: Public officers seeking elective seats must resign.
— March 16: Parties submit membership lists and details of party primaries.
— May 9: Party primaries and internal disputes must be completed. Independent candidates submit their names and symbols.
— May 29: Campaigns and candidate nominations begin.
— June 9: Candidate nominations end.
— June 12: Deadline for nomination disputes.
— July 27: Deadline for submitting election agents’ names.
— August 7: Campaigns end.
— August 10: General Election.

[ťāx̌ PAYOR🇰🇪 @SirKimaru]

@Billionair1w Motirenik hapa wanakula soft wanatoka siku ya passout kama wamenona kuliko boys-to-men themselves. Chesaa!!

[ťāx̌ PAYOR🇰🇪 @SirKimaru]

@John63681549 Na amedress kama mfiwii🙆🏾‍♂️

[ťāx̌ PAYOR🇰🇪 @SirKimaru]

@onjolo_kenya Tutawahi toka block kweli🙆🏾‍♂️

[ťāx̌ PAYOR🇰🇪 @SirKimaru]

@chapatimistress @MkenyaMzi Teremka hapa Rozana tukunywe chai 🍵

[Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed]

So the University funding experiment has failed & we are back to how it used to be?

[ťāx̌ PAYOR🇰🇪 @SirKimaru]

@_KithureKindiki Sema ikutoke bro

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

The look on Senator Onyonka's face. 😂😂😂

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

That Ruto is cornered is no longer something to dismiss, because the political mood, the anger on the ground and the fractures around him are becoming harder to ignore.

“Ruto Must Go” can win an election, but it cannot run a country, and the opposition must now start telling Kenyans what happens after the celebrations are over.

Start with the national debt. Which loans will they honour, which ones will they audit, what happens to odious or questionable debt, and how exactly will they stop Kenya from borrowing simply to repay previous borrowing?

Then tell us what happens to this bloated government structure where almost every problem has somehow produced an authority, agency, board, council, commission, fund, secretariat, director general, board chairman, CEO, offices, vehicles and allowances.

Why, for example, does Kenya need a whole Kenya Water Towers Agency with its own board and administration to coordinate conservation of water towers instead of placing that work directly inside the responsible ministry alongside the existing forestry, water and environmental departments?

The government itself has admitted that some State corporations have overlapping or duplicated mandates and has been trying to merge or restructure them, which tells you the problem is not imaginary.

How many water agencies does one country need before water actually reaches people's taps, when we already have the Ministry of Water, Water Works Development Agencies, the National Water Harvesting and Storage Authority, Water Resources Authority and other institutions funded from the same taxpayer?

How many agricultural boards, authorities and corporations do we need before farmers receive affordable fertiliser, functioning markets and reasonable prices for what they produce?

How many youth funds, women funds, enterprise funds and empowerment programmes must exist separately, each carrying administrators and operational costs, instead of creating one properly managed financing institution with measurable results?

Why do functions that could comfortably sit as departments inside ministries repeatedly become standalone State corporations requiring CEOs, boards, procurement departments, HR departments, finance departments, legal departments and expensive headquarters?

The opposition must tell us which State corporations it will abolish, which ones it will merge, which boards disappear on day one and how much money those changes will actually save taxpayers.

Tell us what happens to SHA and whether healthcare will continue being built around deductions, unexplained private technology companies and layers of agencies before money finally reaches the hospital treating the patient.

Tell us what happens to the housing levy, and whether government should really be collecting money from every worker, building houses, identifying beneficiaries, financing mortgages and competing with private developers at the same time.

Tell us what happens to university funding, HELB, school capitation and the endless experiments that leave parents discovering new education policies after schools have already opened.

Tell us what happens to county financing and whether governors will continue travelling to Nairobi every few months begging Treasury to release money that Parliament already allocated to counties.

Tell us what happens to corruption cases, because Kenyans do not need another government that arrives with its own thieves, protects them for five years and suddenly discovers corruption when somebody falls out politically.

Tell us what happens to procurement. Will every tender, beneficial owner, contract variation and final payment become publicly searchable, or will we continue pretending transparency exists when more than half of government contractors can remain hidden behind companies?

Tell us what happens to the police. Will the next president still call commanders when he wants opponents arrested, or will Kenya finally build a police service where an officer fears the law more than he fears State House?

Tell us what happens to the DCI, ODPP, EACC, intelligence services and other institutions that become extremely energetic when powerful people have private problems but suddenly develop weak knees when politically connected goons, killers and thieves are involved.

Tell us what happens to State House spending, advisers, presidential delivery units, special envoys, taskforces and endless committees created whenever somebody in government wants another office.

Tell us what happens to Cabinet size, principal secretaries, CAS style positions if they return under another name, government advisers and political appointees scattered through State corporations.

Tell us whether government vehicles will still consume billions transporting officials to meetings where they discuss why government has no money.

Tell us whether every new president will continue creating offices for election losers and coalition partners instead of forcing political parties to carry the cost of their own political settlements.

Tell us what happens to taxes, because promising to reduce taxation is easy until the same politicians enter Treasury and discover they inherited a government whose recurrent expenditure they are unwilling to cut.

Tell us what happens to pending bills, because thousands of businesses have supplied government, paid VAT, borrowed money to perform contracts and then waited years for the State to pay them.

Tell us what happens to electricity costs, fuel taxes, manufacturing, agriculture and small businesses, because Kenya cannot tax itself into prosperity and then wonder why investors move production elsewhere.

And most importantly, tell us what happens to the structure of political power itself.

If all the opposition is offering is another president controlling Parliament, influencing prosecutors, intimidating independent institutions, appointing friends everywhere and borrowing billions with no consequences, then we are simply preparing the next “Must Go” movement.

Ruto going is now a reality.

But Kenya cannot spend the next year discussing who takes the cake without asking why the cake is this expensive, why so many people are eating from it and why ordinary Kenyans are always the ones paying for it.

[ťāx̌ PAYOR🇰🇪 @SirKimaru]

@BrentfordFC @BMbeumo19 Classic case of: “You clearly haven’t moved on from your ex.” 😂

[Paul | Hypergamy Relationship Strategist @bestmenspod]

Funny how that works

[ťāx̌ PAYOR🇰🇪 @SirKimaru]

@Naomikibandi These ones

[ťāx̌ PAYOR🇰🇪 @SirKimaru]

@rigathi Plot twist🤯