Sir Montalbon

Shark that likes to shame people into partying

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Dad's Open Door Dump #freebandnames #reallife

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It's a good day to fuck someone into confusion.

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Everyone walking around is just a luckily little load.

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75 years ago today The Marijuana Tax Act of 1937 passed, making marijuana & it's by-products illegal. #RIP

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@highcouchtalk Street Cred: White Parents

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@highcouchtalk stringy croutons

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Does @RyanLochte have a shark tattoo? #Olympics

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Ate terribly and drank too much PBR in Little Five last night #hipsterpoo

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Beyond the trees lay the Queen of the East

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@HighCouchTalk, why don't you just vodka tampon it and get it over with?

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Sharktopus brings down the house.

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Be awkward. Save money.

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My tolerance does not extend to humans.

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Cheese Holes #femalePackerfans

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Trees are the Devil's erections.

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Next time on Chicken Fuckers...

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Withered, but still conquering the sea o' vida.

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By the way, the slapping sound you hear is actual slapping. - stepfathers

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After you pluck that cat...

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What songs would be on a mix tape named Phantom Dick?