christine

I’m here for a good time. Not a long time. (she/her/sir)

[Hollymore @Hollymore10703]

Ppl look at u crazy when you look at them on the subway like yes I wanna look at you bitch you’re part of the mosaic of life

[june ☘︎ @pootcolin]

its always sunny in philadelphia fanart

[lauryn @rynwave]

starting a collection

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[Mëan Feen🏴‍☠️ @Robatuss1n]

how it feels to be the only one in the friend group who still smokes weed

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[anna @charliekclly]

mind you it's always sunny in philadelphia is much much edgier than the office ever was and it's still going

[DogGone @dogsgone1]

dudes going crazy n kissin, i love my home town

[doomer @uncledoomer]

saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[Nancy Rommelmann @NancyRomm]

My daughter sends. She knows all about this. Also please come over so I can feed you

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

the pigeon doesn’t understand your disdain for it; it coos for you anyway. the tree does not know you own an axe for it; its leaves sway in the sun anyway. the starving cat eats the poison you put out. it doesn’t know how not to trust. the earth forgives you, in spite of yourself

[deadgirl @sewnlambs]

Being a deadbeat daughter lowkey fun as fuck

[christine @SirQueef420]

Stop I’m upset

[Eliza @dykegenius]

Girlfriend just made a pained sound on FaceTime and when I asked what was wrong they said “there’s a ton of AI in the new RuPaul movie”

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

being a high functioning stoner is WILD because I’m not trying to “escape reality” - I simply want to soften the sharp edges of existing inside a brain that never stops fucking thinking.

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.

[sachston era @dykeseyah]

AI is like one of the worst things that has ever happened to humanity and I’m not kidding

[Kas (Seddera Side) @sedderaside]

THIS CLIP

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Darkness cannot survive in the presence of light. Now put THAT between 2 buns & eat it

[malena @malenairl]

la grasa en el pelo te susurra cosas