The first time I saw a musician smash his guitar on stage I burst into tears because I thought he was mad at us. I started turning to random people in the crowd and accusing them of not rocking enough
Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table itโs miller time though. #millertime
The food replicators in Star Trek would never work because in reality when someone ordered โEarl Grey hotโ i would yell over their shoulder โwith cum in itโ because it would be hilarious