Houdini

Escaping Reality

[Houdini @SirTobiO]

If you can't consistently get what you want from the dating market it just means you ain't got motion.

Sorry.

[remx @biigrem]

one cheat code to adulting is always having something to look forward to, no matter how big or small. it makes the everyday stuff a little easier.

[D @_Unknown_D_]

British people need to make up their minds if they want a low tax, low public services/welfare economy. Or a high tax high public services/welfare economy.

They seem to want both :/

[Houdini @SirTobiO]

I can't imagine a woman saying this to me on a date. Straight Ick

[Netflix Tudum @NetflixTudum]

enjoy this deleted scene from Love Is Blind Season 11

[happening babe ❤︎ @tomixoxoxo]

when women can’t attack sex workers directly because “girl’s girl”, they’ll shift their attack to men who patronize them instead. very lame

[7👤 @Utddoja]

It should be illegal to price a burger at over £10 and it doesn’t come with fries included

[Houdini @SirTobiO]

She gets into the passenger seat of my Benz and turns into a content creator

[Houdini @SirTobiO]

If she doesn't fuck you on the first date then does she really like you? Are you really that nigga?

[Houdini @SirTobiO]

I really should know better than replying to certain women's messages cause it only leads to begging for money smh

[John Dutton @mindofprospect]

No it wouldn’t, the government would have raided it by now to give to Ukraine/ Israel/ Banks/ PIP claimants

[👥 @AceVondelle]

frequency > quality. by the 5th bottle show, everyone in the section was overly burst. women from other tables were starting to overfill our table to help finish what we started. "i only drink xyz" is some shit i'll never entertain, the club is not a cafe.

[ian🕷️ @ianwontmiss_]

Hate wasting my jokes on a boring hoe, could've said that to a bad bitch.

[Marissa @marissa_lpx]

“High agency” and “waiting around for a man to do something” in the same sentence¿

You can exercise agency by communicating your desires and then just move on if you see someone isn’t being as proactive or intentional as you would like

[ABC News @ABC]

A New York mom used her crafting skills to make an impressive Transformers-inspired Halloween costume for her son.

[Jolade💕 @ajokeomojolade]

Tunde’s bullying was so cruel and utterly senseless, led by foolish old bullies with their followers who clearly don’t have minds of their own. His offence was selling chessboards and delivering one to the president. They bullied him so much! Foolish idots with their fake outrage

[Houdini @SirTobiO]

@ms_h3nry Smh you don't even know ball

[Houdini @SirTobiO]

Heathrow Terminal 4 is so tiny

[shipra @shipranotes]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high.

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

My life is not disposable because I’m a man.

I won’t put myself in harm’s way to prove my masculinity. Someone gave birth to me too. My family wants me alive, and I have a life to live.