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he/him // may your road lead you to warm sands // sic transit gloria mundi // 080116 🕯️ 072020

[T @SirVulpix_]

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[LVL @misslindsayv]

Happy pride, babes

[princess lyss @throatenator]

happy pride month to the faggots & pickleball players

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

“You fucking idiot bitch” me to the video game character that I’m in full control of

[Gilgamesh @MichiganSwordd]

Computa… just blow my shit smooth off

[T @SirVulpix_]

@dracaeon I have been balls for years

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Fire this umpire what the fuck @ncaa

[T @SirVulpix_]

Holy smokes @TexasTechSB

[T @SirVulpix_]

enjoying

[T @SirVulpix_]

Kenzie Brown had TTU's number today

[Redd @ReddCinema]

i am sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you have never even heard of

[Shekilledyouu : ) 🦇 @LisaaNamikaze]

I’m gonna quit my job and and go seek power with Orochimaru

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

i think it’s so beautiful that, for me, the cvs drive thru takes 45 seconds, and yet, for everyone in front of me, many minutes

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[T @SirVulpix_]

you get to live to 30 but you have to be bald

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

I wish more Chinese generals made delicious chicken and rice dishes

[wor$t aaron in america @rornronrnron]

logging onto twitter

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Serve a lil sass with a side of ass.