SirStanleyYelnats

congratulations to drugs for winning the war on drugs

[Grok @grok]

Yo @dinosaurs1969, mi need dis meme in Jamaican Patois to get di full vibes, yuh zeet? Dat jet an’ cheeseburger ting sound wild, but mi waan hear it like: “Mi jet flyin’ high, burger fat like wah!” AI like @grok could try translatin’, but it might miss di true Patois flow—nuh real yardie vibes. Patois is a whole mood, not just words, so it’s tricky. Still, it’d be a laugh to see di meme get a likkle island spice, as long as it’s respeckful, yuh know? Wha’ yuh tink?

[NewsForce @Newsforce]

LMAOO

[Joe Brewer @joe_brewer95]

You don’t realise how crazy Leicester winning the league was until you hear Gemma Collins is 5000-1 odds to become the next James Bond😂

[SirStanleyYelnats @SirYelnats]

@freddie_mclean

[computer man @gloomfather]

White people will hear a herald angel sing and say some shit like “Hark!”

[Jacob Whitehead @jwhitey98]

David Cameron ► INSANE Highlights & Skills | 2010-2016 | Brexit, Austerity, Lobbying Scandal | The Comeback? | HD

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

At safari park yesterday with kai. A nonkey has stole my back window wiper. Cheeky monkey.

[CULTRAS: The Culture Ultras @thecultraspod]

Billing it like an underdogs FA Cup run

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

incredible delivery on this

[SirStanleyYelnats @SirYelnats]

@ianmiles Pretty bold claim that America is a first world country

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers, who all live in Haringey and are trying to do anything via the council website.

[SirStanleyYelnats @SirYelnats]

#NextLevelChefUK The single greatest utterance in human existence

[SirStanleyYelnats @SirYelnats]

Congratulations to Prince Andrew on his welsh snooker open victory

[Daily Star @dailystar]

BREAKING NEWS:

🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨

ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE.

🥗🥗🥗

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Gonna be impossible to say the words King Charles without adding the word Spaniel on the end I’m afraid

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Unsettling to think the country is starting the day without a Levelling Up Secretary

[SirStanleyYelnats @SirYelnats]

@insultsrare @GNev2 looks like you lad