Ryan McGarry

You see a mouse trap, I see free cheese and a fucking challenge — Scroobius Pip

[Ryan McGarry @Sir_ChefsALot]

I’m more of a @CodyRhodes fan now than I ever was, but that promo got me a little fucked up. As a kid, can’t tell you how many times I got pumped up when @TheRealDisco theme hit. I even did the dance in front of the tv. Why did Cody Rhodes have to pick on Disco? lol

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@roccocorock61 @TheJimCornette Cornette expressed this many times dating back to his first presidency lol

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@JohnCena been giving me Bobby Hill vibes lately...

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Was bored earlier and was playing around on my phone coming up with satirical comic book covers and came up with this gem lol

@TheJimCornette @IAmJericho

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@dustinrhodes We think we want it, then we get Brothers of Destruction vs DX in Saudi and we think to ourselves, nah, maybe not lol

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Hey @fluffyguy, there's a new level of fatness we never knew existed.

This one's called Tyrannosaurus X

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I was so excited for @AEW when they first started up. Before that even. I bought myself one of their hoodies before they even had their first show. Fast forward since then, they've got more star power, less buzz, and storylines that I just can't "cope" with. Come on @TonyKhan..

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@TateNews_ I'd buy my dad a handicap accessable house and pay for a psw, as he suffered a stroke and is dealing with a housing issue.

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@TateNews_ Sorry eh?

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@DemWrestling True shit. Too bad more people prefer to watch WWE tho.

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@jakepaul I can't feel bad for anyone that probably knew this would be the outcome and went through with it anyways.

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@Cobratate @pulte Good luck to all who enter!

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@TonyKhan @RatedRCope @PENTAELZEROM @TBSNetwork Only after some very amazing CM Punk chants on Dynamite.

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When a child misbehaves, sometimes they need a good spanking to set 'em straight.

Unfortunately, @TonyKhan is more of a friend than a father figure.

Because of this, some children tend to think they run the household.

Jungle Boy wanted to whine, @CMPunk gave him a reason.

[Julian Weeks @JulianWks]

Having that kid kick out of the most revered finishers at one is straight up terrible. I get you were trying to make him look strong in defeat but this aint the way to do it.

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When Santa comes down the chimney and thinks it's ok to drink that tall glass of Milk you left out for @RealKurtAngle:

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@WWE @RealKurtAngle

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@WWE 1-4: CM Punk
5: the War Games Main Event
6-7: CM Punk

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@TonyKhan @Brodyxking @AEW Great show. Seeing Adam Copeland beat up Luchasaurus was great. Then when that was all over, seeing the GOAT return to WWE was the icing on the cake!

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@davemeltzerWON CM Punk didn't show up, he took over.

I give that PPV 5 stars.