Ian

Die Hard sports fan with a strong affinity for the great city of Boston. #Patriots #Celtics #RedSox #Bruins #LFC 🐘

[Ian @Sir_Ian_Simpson]

So nice of the #Cavs to let this homeless man sit on the bench with the team for tonight’s game in Boston!!

[Ian @Sir_Ian_Simpson]

@notoriousIT Too late

[CS @CullerSports]

No marble races today. Just pain. https://t.co/QVqqPBwb2Y

[Obnoxious Boston Fan @realOBF]

Tom Brady was the greatest athlete in the history of team sports.

He was allowed to walk without a shot.

Bill Belichick and Robert Kraft will carry this with them forever - rings and all.

I hope he wins another five Super Bowls.

The Patriots failed him miserably.

[OpTic Crimsix @Crimsix]

LMAOOOOO

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

JUST IN: 1350 prisoners have escaped prison in Sao Paulo, Brazil

[Ian @Sir_Ian_Simpson]

Can’t wait to go home and eat Nettles

[✨Serena Star✨ @SerenaxStar]

Immune system boosters:

Elderberry
Goldenseal
Echinacea
Mullein
Black seed oil
Ginger
Garlic
Turmeric
Onion
Cayenne
Seamoss
Bladderwhack
Sea kelp
Ashwagandha
Reishi
Cloves
Cinnamon
Honey
Dandelion root
Burdock root
Nettle
Sarsaparilla
Astragalus
Oregano oil
Slippery elm
Sleep

[Ian @Sir_Ian_Simpson]

Drumpf destroyed

[Michael Thomas @Cantguardmike]

Y’all fell for that MAGA 💩 jokes on you now.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

JUST IN: 17 new coronavirus cases in Saudi Arabia

[Cole Bennett @_ColeBennett_]

gonna have to frame this one

[Ian @Sir_Ian_Simpson]

@leah7688 @DestructiveMask @austenphile11 @BuzzFeedNews Great take Leah. Hindsight is always a fantastic viewpoint!

[Cam🤠🇲🇽 @neremac_]

With the 2nd pick in the 2020 draft, Coronavirus selects Emmanuel Mudiay

[Ian @Sir_Ian_Simpson]

Woah there Bill! It’s “not even close” apparently. Great take!!! 👏🏼😑

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Single craziest day in NBA history. It’s not even close. Stay safe out there everybody.

[Ian @Sir_Ian_Simpson]

Last Vince Carter bucket ever?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

With the NBA season suspended until further notice, Vince Carter checks in and drills a three in the final seconds.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

If you are unable to do this, log off social media and stop watching TV. The media is driving ratings by scaring you to death. It’s legitimately fear porn. If every flu infection was national news you’d never leave your house. You’re going to be fine.

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Maine voted to join the Atlantic time zone (more daylight) in 2017 if New Hampshire & Massachusetts does the same.

A Connecticut lawmaker has reintroduced a bill to join the Atlantic time zone if Massachusetts & Rhode Island does the same.

Well, Massachusetts...

[Larry Nance @Larrydn22]

Yooo 😂😂 what is this...

[Ian @Sir_Ian_Simpson]

Maine at 4 lmaooo wtf is this

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

The sexiest accents in the United States according to Big Seven Media:

1 Texan
2 Bostonian
3 New York
4 Mainer
5 Chicago
6 Mississippi
7 Hawaiian
8 Philadelphia
9 St. Louis
10 Californian

[Ian @Sir_Ian_Simpson]

I would be saying #AaronBaynesForMVP...

But Lebron James has dealt with the death of Kobe Bryant this year so he clearly deserves it more!

[Unofficial Aron Baynes Fan Club @BaynesFanClub]

Here’s one for the analytics crowd.

For his entire career, Aron Baynes led teams are undefeated when he scores 24 or more points.