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[Matt Z @FiniusMcTbag]

GOOD I HOPE THIS IS THE THING THAT FINALLY POPS THE AI BUBBLE SO I CAN BUY A NEW COMPUTER WITHOUT HAVING TO SUCK DICK BEHIND THE MICROCENTER

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

could not drag this shit out of me with wild horses. unforced error. why would anyone share this. does this not embarrass you

[3 Down Monty @CFLGURU]

That tells you everything you need to know about his bullshit story.

[Morgan Laidler 🇨🇦 @MorganLaidler]

So in summary.

These threats were so severe that I didn’t notify the team or local authorities but instead demanded a trade immediately for my safety but only to one of five teams that I was willing to go to.

Yeah… ok.

[. @Sir_Rubixx]

@36F5VE @KenTFresno @sknnysuge He's just but hurt his political side has lost the last 4 elections and the cpc seems hell bent on making it 5

[Atlanta Thrashers @NotThrashers]

The Thrashers would like to have games scheduled this season. However, in our estimation, playing games would potentially give us a reduction in our expected win probability.

[. @Sir_Rubixx]

@brass_bonanza I'd point out the irony, but then I'd have to explain what irony is to an American

And I'd rather get Dylan cozens'd 1000 times over than go through that pain

[. @Sir_Rubixx]

@NE0NGUT5 @superstutzle @erodaeklund I have no horse in this race as a SJS fan

But that shit was clean, what penalty would you like to be called???

[Joe Schad @schadjoe]

The entire NHL was built on the honor code of “answering the bell.”

[Kentucky Fried Electrician @AyatollaCorolla]

You asked us to show up and vote.
We expect the same courtesy.

[. @Sir_Rubixx]

@Finks_thoughts Brother lmao

It's not just us Canadians, and New Jersey has always been a joke even outside of hockey

You're literally known as the place outside NYC that school trips use to book their hotels because its vastly cheaper

[. @Sir_Rubixx]

@Michael_Traikos Tbf if I was also dumb yank, I too would probably have some difficulties being surrounded by people vastly smarter than me

[. @Sir_Rubixx]

@hodge21991 @Carl_Schouten @dmddusseau Yall left winiepeg with 0 points, but please keep talking about how important these wins vs Washington are going to be

Gonna be funny when yall end up losing all 3 lmao

[. @Sir_Rubixx]

@Carl_Schouten @dmddusseau Let's all be honest here lmao, if helly wanted to play last night he would have

The devils are clearly trying to shield him

[. @Sir_Rubixx]

@dmddusseau Scared of a few bogus death threats so they signed their kids up for the physical and mental death trap that is the American education system and in New Jersey at that lmao

Smart

[. @Sir_Rubixx]

@dmddusseau Lmao

[Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets]

30 other nhl teams' fans in our mentions tonight lol

[. @Sir_Rubixx]

@The_Warlock_86 @sean_hat @CBrooksie84 @CanadaLifeCtr Because he didn't lift the puck

[. @Sir_Rubixx]

@Charlotte211196 @PuckBunkerBoyce @bobsagetfanatic @CBrooksie84 @TheHockeyNews @CanadaLifeCtr Gonna be real funny when they lose both games to Washington anyways, the cherry on top of the smacking NJ received last night

[din @klooowry]

likes are private but i wanted everyone to know that i liked this