Sarah A-Kon

FSU senior determined to be the next Van Wilder. Who needs work, or money, or food...

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@NadiaRahman13 PH.D?

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@loveleekss Wat https://t.co/Oquo3xJ69c

[certified loonie @dyIsexic]

IT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS

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@NadiaRahman13 @nycmarathon You go girly!

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@BenSavage SPOILER ALERT

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It's amazing how NBC can take a beautiful show of artistic ingenuity and national pride and turn it into a golf tournament. #STFU #olympics

[Sarah A-Kon @SirachaKon]

Oh my god, Director, zoom the fuck out so we can see the effect! Seeing it up close is like Mickey Mouse taking off his head #nbcolympics

[Sarah A-Kon @SirachaKon]

Let's preempt the Olympics for an hour and a half to overload the broadcast with redundant commercials. #NBC #nbcolympics

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@loveleekss WAT you're in Ocala?

[Sarah A-Kon @SirachaKon]

@davidduchovny So sorry for your loss, David. Gary Shandling was a comedic force, and a seemingly even greater person. We lost a good one :(

[Sarah A-Kon @SirachaKon]

#Xfiles-inspired "commerical" on #SNL, hilarious

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X-Files nostalgia on blast. Go @bree_sharp! https://t.co/57hTOqWo23

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#jimmykimmel officially the greatest interviewer #xfiles

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"You guys should have sex. It's been like 23 years, it's time." Bless you, Jimmy Kimmel. #XFiles #XPhile #jimmykimmel

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Oh. my. word #xfiles #jimmykimmel

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11:42pm and all I see is a fucking wrinkle cream infomercial. @abc27 I'm gonna freak out on you.

[Sarah A-Kon @SirachaKon]

I'm going to shank my local news people. WHEN THE HELL DOES @JimmyKimmelLive COME ON?

[Sarah A-Kon @SirachaKon]

@The90sLife @ahandyyyy Don't forget Tito.

[Sarah A-Kon @SirachaKon]

@GillianA and @davidduchovny are on @JimmyKimmelLive in t-15 minutes; let the mayhem begin.

[Sarah A-Kon @SirachaKon]

I missed @ScandalABC last night so now I feel incapacitated #spoilerseverywhere

[Sarah A-Kon @SirachaKon]

Aw shit, Green Bay's getting legit. https://t.co/JeNIv0tv0u

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

#Packers announcing plans for Titletown District, the land immediately west of @LambeauField, in about 30 minutes. Stay tuned for details!