𝙰𝚟𝚊.

𝘼 𝙫𝙖𝙪𝙡𝙩 𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙧𝙪𝙣𝙨 𝙩𝙤𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚-! | #Parody #BorderlandsRP | Icon: Amanda Christensen

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞
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~𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦, 𝘔𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘋𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘭
~𝘚𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘚𝘓𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴
~𝘛𝘺𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳-𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭
~𝘕𝘖 𝘚𝘏𝘐𝘗𝘚/𝘕𝘖 𝘓𝘌𝘞𝘋🔪
#BorderlandsRP
[𝐀𝐯𝐚]

🆁🆃﹢♡
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[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

You make a distraction while I swipe. Easy.

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

… That would be funny. Okay, what’s the plan?

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

Okay? And? Funny is funny? She’s gonna freak the fuck out!

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

Mr. Garry? But he’s just a rock.

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

So basically we’ve definitely gotta steal that rock Tannis likes.

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

Who do you really want to annoy?

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

Hm. But who is my target.

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

That’s my specialty, girl!

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

And what are you gonna do? Blow shit up? Actually…

( A plan seems to be forming… )

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

What? No! I want to be *part* of it, Firecracker.

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

Ugh, can’t ever be up to shit these days. UGH.

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

👀

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

<— Up to shit.

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

// i block so many lewd accs it’s a hobby at this point

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

Okay, you’re valid.

[squib🪷 @nerdysquib]

orange

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

Says the lady who hates bacon.

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

What flavor Hi-C though

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

I’m thriving 😎

[squib🪷 @nerdysquib]

based

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

Running on three Red Bulls and sheer spite.

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

Gives a lengthy, cat-like yawn. She’s very tired but very unwilling to confront this problem with anything but energy drinks.

[𝗡𝗲𝘄𝘁 @HadleysSurvivor]

“Well, that was... needlessly graphic.”

Angel, Siren daughter of Handsome Jack.

-Literate
-Serious/Crack
-Non lewd
-Mun & Muse are 18+

#BorderlandsRp #BLRP

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

Idly stroking her cat-lizard, who shows his appreciation by gently attacking her hand; tiny razor sharp teeth leaving faint marks over her knuckles.

She barely notices as she’s used to Hermes’ bullshit.

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

“Gonna eat so many goddamn crumpets, it's going to be a Crumpocalypse."

Tiny Tina, 13 year old demolitions expert and Bunk Master

-Literate
-Crack/Serious
-Mun is 18+, Muse is a child
-Non-Lewd & No Ship

#BorderlandsRp #BLRP

[𝗗𝗿. 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘀 @EridianExpert]

“As said by the nihilist on his deathbed ‘here goes nothing!’”

Dr. Patricia Tannis, the insane(ly) smart Sirentologist and Eridian expert.

-Literate
-Crack/Serious
-Mun and Muse are 18+
-Non-Lewd

#BorderlandsRp #BLRP

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

…

“A scalpel?” She’s just fixing him with a confused look now, somewhat hesitant to endure an explanation.

“Dude, next time? Keep it to yourself.”

Presses the heel of her palm into her face, expelling a soft groan.

[𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗽𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗽 @CL4PS4P]

“I want to wipe all my memory files.”

The enthusiasm that usually accompanies his demeanor is completely absent.

“I was going to get a scalpel from the infirmary when… I don’t even want to process it in my memory again.”

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

Several seconds of processing before,

“What—?!” Ava’s lip curls. Of all the possibilities, this is far from what she had expected.

“First of all, ew. Secondly, ew?”

[𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗽𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗽 @CL4PS4P]

The little robot looked Ava right in the eyes with unflinching contempt, not at her but what he witnessed.

“She *BLEEP*ed a chair.”