𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮

“Oh, Vaulty Vault. I thought you might be raisin, but now I know you chocolate chip.” #BorderlandsRp #Fake #Parody LEWD=BLOCK Icon by Matias Tapia

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

“Gonna eat so many goddamn crumpets, it's going to be a Crumpocalypse."

Tiny Tina, 13 year old demolitions expert and Bunk Master

-Literate
-Crack/Serious
-Mun is 18+, Muse is a child
-Non-Lewd & No Ship

#BorderlandsRp #BLRP

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

Walking into Moxxi’s bar carrying a blanket and her bunny plushy, feigning tiredness.

“Hey, can I stay here with you guys? I can’t sleep.”

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

You got it!

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

You make a distraction while I swipe. Easy.

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

… That would be funny. Okay, what’s the plan?

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

Okay? And? Funny is funny? She’s gonna freak the fuck out!

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

Mr. Garry? But he’s just a rock.

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

So basically we’ve definitely gotta steal that rock Tannis likes.

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

Who do you really want to annoy?

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

Hm. But who is my target.

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

That’s my specialty, girl!

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

And what are you gonna do? Blow shit up? Actually…

( A plan seems to be forming… )

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

What? No! I want to be *part* of it, Firecracker.

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

Ugh, can’t ever be up to shit these days. UGH.

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

👀

[𝙰𝚟𝚊. @SirenApprentice]

<— Up to shit.

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

“You’ve got yourself a deal, Lady Moxxi.”

[💋 —— 𝕄 🩷 𝕏 𝕏 𝕀 @Sugar_Moxxi]

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❝ i'll pay you in chocolate milk and cookies . deal ? ❞ —— holding out her hand to shake on it .

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[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

I can explode people as a bouncer. :)

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

It’s @SirenApprentice!

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

he's starting a podcast

[— 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑻 ˊˎ- @ofhalfworld]

https://t.co/1akWYxOv4x

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

Munching on crumpets like a raccoon in a garage.

[Axton @dahlturret]

"𝙏𝙀𝙉 𝙔𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝘿𝘼𝙃𝙇 𝙈𝙄𝙇𝙄𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙄𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀 𝘼𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙎𝙀𝙍𝙑𝙄𝘾𝙀"

*RP for Axton the Commando
*(N)SFW (Non Lewd) (18+)
*Borderlands RP
*Multiship with Chem
*Lit and Crack
*Open RP
*Bisexual

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

She’s created a fort out of pillows to hide from everyone as she creates “pizzas.”

[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

She gulps down her chocolate milk and then wipes her mouth with her arm.

“Yeah, just me and my friend here. The others are in my room but we needed to step out for a bit.”

She crunches into her cookie next and looks up at Moxxi, “how’s the business, Ms. Moxxi?”

[💋 —— 𝕄 🩷 𝕏 𝕏 𝕀 @Sugar_Moxxi]

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she is already digging for them before she's even asked . —— ❝ one for you and one for your friend here , can't leave them out . ❞ —— brightly frosted sugar cookies . she takes a bite from her own and winks . —— ❝ you here all by yourself , sugar ? ❞

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[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

She places her stuffed rabbit toy on the counter and then climbs up into the seat. “May I have a small smackeral of cookies, too? Unless they have raisins. RAISINS ARE THE DEVIL!”

[💋 —— 𝕄 🩷 𝕏 𝕏 𝕀 @Sugar_Moxxi]

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she gets a fresh shaker and pours the milk and chocolate syrup inside , a nice shake is given to make it froth up . —— ❝ my boy Scooter loved it like this , too . ❞ —— she pours it in a frosted glass . —— ❝ i have cookies around here somewhere . . . ❞

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[𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 @SplodeyBunny]

“Choccy milk please, Ms. Moxxi. Shaken, not stirred.”

[💋 —— 𝕄 🩷 𝕏 𝕏 𝕀 @Sugar_Moxxi]

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pouring a drink from a shaker and then waving . —— ❝ long time no see . can i get you something to drink , sugar ? ❞

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