Sirreal 06

[Undyne @Luffgod5]

You can be nonbinary in a non lgbtq way

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

WHY WOULD YOU SUE TO BLOCK THIS???

[Hungryarts 切望絵 🔻 @St4rv1n9Art1st]

"According to chat gpt-" fire everyone involved

[Sirreal 06 @Sirreal0]

@Atalanticbow Average zutara shipper..

[ThePmod @Wizard9Cheese]

@magic1wantu white people be like my mom came out as a demigirl via instagram bio

[squint @squintgink]

@vrsion1_ @barofsoap418 > “costed”
> $25 is too expensive
> cookie run pfp

[:p @0Cyberspace0]

"What if deltarune was written by scott cawthon" it already happend its called fnaf world

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

"We blend the relatability of Seinfeld, the crudeness of South Park, and the wackiness of Smiling Friends into our show to create something unique in the indie animated space" motherfucker that's called REGULAR SHOW

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@azel078 What about Yoshis Island

[Colin @IntroSpecktive]

This the realest shit I’ve ever seen in esports

[Spirit @SpiritWasLost]

you ever stretch so good and whimper like a faggot

[Mads @europemaxxed]

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Why do certain apps think they can pause my music…you’re nothing and no one

[elliesmirkgif @gibberish1928]

@NRSC

[milena☆ @milenadraws]

this is what chat gtp users look like to me

[👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 @DatChaosGuy]

Why didn’t he just do this to the bullet? Is he stupid?

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Sirreal 06 @Sirreal0]

@SuperMarioOOC85 10 Ways to Kill a Toad in the big 26 (recession indicator)

[Acquainted Guy @AcquaintSTHFan]

The placement of the magazine is killing me lmao