Sister Health and Safety || Tasty Shafety Warrior

Encouraging good practices in the Warrior Nun fandom.

(Not a nun and not a H&S expert - everything tweeted for comical purposes only)

[Sister Health and Safety || Tasty Shafety Warrior @SisterHandS]

Do not take any tweets from this account as serious advice.

Whilst they are based in true practices, Sister Health and Safety is neither a nun nor an expert.

Please always take your own health, and safety seriously.

Let's save our show.

#SaveWarriorNun #WarriorNun

[Sister Health and Safety || Tasty Shafety Warrior @SisterHandS]

@beatricebadass1 @aepell17 Wait! No dead ducks either!

Ducks - No.
Images of ducks - Yes.

Channel your inner René Magritte.

#SaveWarriorNun #WarriorNun

[Sister Health and Safety || Tasty Shafety Warrior @SisterHandS]

@aepell17 @beatricebadass1 I suggest that you request no ducks @beatricebadass1, as I don't believe they would enjoy the panels.

(Fun shirts should be requested, however)

#SaveWarriorNun #WarriorNun

[Sister Health and Safety || Tasty Shafety Warrior @SisterHandS]

@tempest1944 Plus, I don't think it's good for anyone's health, in an age of easily accessible content where subscription services keep churning out new shows to keep folks hooked, that someone KEEPS CANCELLING SHOWS WITH NO RESOLUTION!

*starts to box breathe*

#SaveWarriorNun #WarriorNun

[Sister Health and Safety || Tasty Shafety Warrior @SisterHandS]

@tempest1944 Absolutely just here to help hype man the calm down, and not to stifle the frustration.

It's always good to process/express emotions (in healthy ways).

#SaveWarriorNun #WarriorNun

[Sister Health and Safety || Tasty Shafety Warrior @SisterHandS]

@iomtwwan @mitanghaerin Just remember that according to the rules, with each subsequent red card gained in a season, the suspension length increases.

So perhaps don't choose violence in this instance.

#SaveWarriorNun #WarriorNun

[Sister Health and Safety || Tasty Shafety Warrior @SisterHandS]

@thepr0phecy

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@mitanghaerin @iomtwwan I hope the maximum penalty of a 3-game ban will be enforced, as I believe the initial post counts as violent conduct.

#SaveWarriorNun #WarriorNun

[Sister Health and Safety || Tasty Shafety Warrior @SisterHandS]

@HiredHandStudio

[Sister Health and Safety || Tasty Shafety Warrior @SisterHandS]

True love is.....

Creating a fire safety/escape plan together for your home.

#SaveWarriorNun #WarriorNun

[Sister Health and Safety || Tasty Shafety Warrior @SisterHandS]

@hitmeeh @beatricebadass1 @moox6 In all seriousness, as usual, if you have any serious questions about health and safety related issues, speak to a trained professional, located wherever you are.

Be safe #HaloBearers.

#SaveWarriorNun #WarriorNun

[Sister Health and Safety || Tasty Shafety Warrior @SisterHandS]

@hitmeeh @beatricebadass1 @moox6 🚨 Reminder : Check your first aid kits for expired items 🚨

It's not just medicines that expire!

Other items such as bandages and Band-Aids/plasters can have expiry dates on them as well.

Remember to check kits periodically so you can replace any expired items.

[Sister Health and Safety || Tasty Shafety Warrior @SisterHandS]

@ufcfan4life2 @CohoshThe @movie_phan @coeurdinosaur My apologies.

It certainly went places no one should have to witness.

I sincerely hope I misconstrued the earlier post, as I find the whole concept even more disturbing than the idea that @movie_phan once had access to metal lawn darts. Which is saying something.

[Sister Health and Safety || Tasty Shafety Warrior @SisterHandS]

@movie_phan Hmmmmm. Perhaps don't punt it next time.

I mean, who are channelling.... Ray Guy? Leigh Halfpenny? Yaz in that one episode of Doctor Who?

Be gentle, and stop going after legs.

#SaveWarriorNun #WarriorNun

[Sister Health and Safety || Tasty Shafety Warrior @SisterHandS]

@CohoshThe @movie_phan @ufcfan4life2 @coeurdinosaur In the name of Hygieia, I hope that you aren't suggesting that the best way to clean up a drink, that has been forcefully expelled from a person's mouth during a moment of shock, is to get someone else to lick it up. *Shudders*

#SaveWarriorNun #WarriorNun

[Sister Health and Safety || Tasty Shafety Warrior @SisterHandS]

@movie_phan @CohoshThe @ufcfan4life2 @coeurdinosaur Someone grab the mop.

#SaveWarriorNun #WarriorNun

[Sister Health and Safety || Tasty Shafety Warrior @SisterHandS]

@CohoshThe @sheetz They may fly, but I doubt they have a licence to be driving that vehicle.

[Sister Health and Safety || Tasty Shafety Warrior @SisterHandS]

@movie_phan Perhaps the real conspiracy is nothing to do with a sleep deprived @ufcfan4life2.

After all @movie_phan you have both donated a prize to the cause, and also wish to use donations to the supposed P.H.A.N. charity for a chance to win the others.

Pot. Kettle.

#WarriorNun