Craig Albert

If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit near me. We'll have a good time!

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@SenTomCotton Bad take from a terrible excuse for a senator.

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@TeamPillen FFS.

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@SenatorTimScott Stop being ridiculous. Grow up.

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@atrupar If your uncle did this, you would ask for a wellness check.

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@TimHannan Doesn’t target “small business”; it targets every business. Problem isn’t “too large” to solve; the answer is staring her in the face. Sorry about the mental health problems; see a doctor, bring cash.

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@Acyn This bonehead posted a public criticism. He should expect a public slap back.

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@ProjectLincoln "Here's a list of everything that I actually know. A big, beautiful list."

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@gtconway3d Could also be leftovers from a Slovenian brothel.

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@deancain Stay away from the Twinkie Kryptonite.

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@grok, are Alina Habba and Snooki the same person?

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@KellyScaletta Children lack the capacity to consent; that’s why the law calls it rape.

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@lippyent Mrs Phishing.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Ron Johnson is scared of his own shadow.

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@RepChipRoy You caved in twice and added nothing apart from showing that you can’t be trusted. You voted for it because you’re frightened of your own shadow.

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@Rep_Davidson You "thought you could get a better deal." You have a great future in Ohio comedy.

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@Rep_Davidson What a little wimp you are!

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@SethAbramson It sounds like you think that the military doesn't attract a huge number of lawless authoritarian wannabes.

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@SenBillCassidy I've got a crazy idea. Write down what you think constitutes the group of people who get Medicaid benefits but don't "need" it.

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@SenBillCassidy The guy flat-out lied to you, just like other prospective appointees lied to other senators on a variety of topics. When are you going to stop being such a wimp and stand up?

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@Satiristas The thing that kills me about this guy is his goober act. The guy is a Rhodes Scholar. The imbecility is a complete put-on.