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my tweets are jokes, not my reality

[Leeya 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @Soul_Dignified]

choose your fighter

[. @SitOnACactusB]

My Twitter Family:
Parents: @Flossopher09 @LaLaEnchilada
Spouse: @L_Cdat
Children: @Missing2000s @bookscache

via https://t.co/rWIkHLYNKK

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[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

“no tok me i angy”

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

this how little kids react when their older siblings try getting them back after they did them wrong

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

i’ve been laughing at this for 5 minutes 😂

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

dear lawd.. i was screaming along with him 😱 https://t.co/GrOb13YLu9

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

little cat burglar took himself right to jail

[. @SitOnACactusB]

loving my new roomba with its attachable duster feature

[. @SitOnACactusB]

inna lillahi wa inna illaihi raaji’oon </3

[RT Sport @RTSportNews]

Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov, father of UFC champ Khabib, dies aged 57 from Covid-19 complications - reports

https://t.co/OmYODMLyc1

[. @SitOnACactusB]

has a muslim twitter akh tried telling 2020 to show some haya

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

bear be like: SOCIAL DISTANCING BISH!

[thefoodbae @TheF00dBae]

Fatty part of the lamb in Afghan style tacos aka Nacos with Afghan green chutney, brisket nacos with chillies & crispy fried onions & jalapeño jam. Best breakfast EVER

[. @SitOnACactusB]

when ppl you know in real life find your twitter and see all the sh*t you’ve been posting

[Faizan 🇵🇸 @Faizan95_]

Parents be like they know a spot and then show you the bit you forgot to hoover

[. @SitOnACactusB]

i forgot i have this twitter account

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

pree mufti menk’s reply to dawooodsavage’s post ”how to impress muslim girls” 😂

mufti be like “hey dawood look at me, i’m the savage now” 😂

[tareq @ibnabitareq]

I once heard that we should always make duaa for people who cross our minds & that Allah might remind us of them bc He wants to accept our prayer. They said, “Honor the guests of your heart.” Always stuck w me. And ofc when we pray for someone, the angels say, “For you the same.”

[thefoodbae @TheF00dBae]

Full review is up on my insta link is below!

A RT & follow on insta will go a long way, may the lord bless you if you do share, it’s free btw

https://t.co/I54ePbiLew

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

me patiently waiting for the maghrib adhaan

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

ain’t nothing like the power of a little girl who’s got her dad wrapped around her little finger lol