Mommy confession: my 4 year old talks SO much that sometimes I pop in my headphones and just continue to nod and smile at him! 🤦🏻♀️ #momofboys#momlife
Picture this scenario: Husband walks into bedroom to see me half naked. He thinks I’m trying to seduce him, but asks what I’m doing anyway. To which I announce I’m simply changing my underwear because I sneezed a little too hard. Mood killed! Oh the joys of motherhood! #momlife
@Mr_Spikey_Head We had a cat named Chester the whole time I was growing up. He died when I was I think 24. So he was like 120 human years! I loved that cat!
My 10 year old is struggling with his behavior in school. So I told him if it happens again #mamaellen is making a comeback....to spend the whole day with him at school! And yes, there will be dancing! 😈 @TheEllenShow@andylassner@EdGlavin#SorryNotSorry
My almost 10 year old announced he wants to be a rapper when he grows up. When I kindly suggested other professions, including a basketball player, he accused me of being racist! I’m not sure whether to be impressed or irritated! 🤔🤦🏻♀️
Mommy confession: my 4 year old talks SO much that sometimes I pop in my headphones and just continue to nod and smile at him! 🤦🏻♀️ #momofboys#momlife