Joe Dirt

im denying to the bitter end and i aint admitting to shit. p.s. do not try and snort these lucky charms.

[Joe Dirt @Sites_Joe]

Now do Gavin newsom’s next

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I made zero dollars this week, but I…

- Ran 6 miles
- Made coffee
- Mowed the lawn
- Cried myself to sleep

If finances are your only measuring stick, you’ll have a sad life.

[bryan @lungbuttr]

little medical bracelets but they tell the nurse they’re not allowed to do a tiktok about you

[Alex Nichols @Lowenaffchen]

It was nice of Forrest Gump to tell a stranger at the bus stop that he overheard his late girlfriend being molested by her dad in 1961

[Joe Dirt @Sites_Joe]

The US creates a false flag to gas light citizens around the world to believe that we had to invade turkey

[Joe Dirt @Sites_Joe]

This hunnid dollar full tank shit gotta quit 😵‍💫

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

The Fourth of July is kinda complicated for me because I fiercely love American empire but hate cooking out and kicking back with friends

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

if I catch a minion in real life I’m making it smoke a whole pack of marlboro 100s

[Daily Loud @dailyloudclips]

When 50 cent performed "In Da Club" with Jim Carey 😂

[🌴ᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴏꜰᴡᴀʀ🌴 @TheArtOfWar6]

This might be the greatest line in press conference history

[Aella @Aella_Girl]

I respect people who believe banning abortion is saving the lives of babies. You're not evil, you're doing the best you can by your own worldview.
However I don't share this belief, and am thankful to any tech that gives me control over my body, even in violation of govmt law.

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Give me liberty, or give me something else!

[Icewood @BandzFanon]

entire league look like corbin bleu

[ZAMidnightSpookshow @ZASpookshow]

20 years ago today. My favorite professional fight of all time.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Hundreds of millions of flights have taken off in the US since the TSA was formed. There is zero evidence that the TSA prevented a terrorist attack on any of them. Nine billion dollars a year and there is no reason to believe that the agency has accomplished a single thing.

[Joe Dirt @Sites_Joe]

Lmao wtf are people clapping for

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

This is what happens when you wring out a wet towel while floating in space.

Credit: CSA/NASA

[Joe Dirt @Sites_Joe]

@RayKump Come to Memphis , kump! Everyone here is so fat you’ll look normal