Garf Vader 🥚

full-time freelance Twitter journalist, he/him

[Garf Vader 🥚 @SithGarf]

The customer is right like 5% of the time, at most

[morgan (vermont) @vermont_morgan]

Ryan "Northernlion" Letourneau

[CREATIONIST_FRONT @CreationistF]

It’s interesting that America doesn’t promote a vision for itself or the world anymore, just 22% interest credit cards

[Garf Vader 🥚 @SithGarf]

@ohwowcrazy @mccahell In fact it’s the only correct way to understand reality!

[Garf Vader 🥚 @SithGarf]

Jim Croce Law

[Garf Vader 🥚 @SithGarf]

@doulbedoink @LiamFennessy_ Brewers Legend Caleb Durbin

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[Garf Vader 🥚 @SithGarf]

Love Island kinda seems like high school but your teacher tells you to grope your classmates and your teacher is Ariana Madix

[Rod Blagojevich @realBlagojevich]

THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED If I WERE GOVERNOR & DALEY WERE MAYOR!!!

[Garf Vader 🥚 @SithGarf]

Yeah that's enough of that one

[Garf Vader 🥚 @SithGarf]

@pick_six22 pause!

[morgan (vermont) @vermont_morgan]

the average sports idiot has been media hypnotized into thinking a baseball salary cap is "good for the game." I hope you all enjoyed baseball being fun for a few years because MLB owners and the league are not going to let that happen much longer

[Garf Vader 🥚 @SithGarf]

@Wisconsin_fam Yovani Gallardo

[Jacobin @jacobin]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani mocks Ronald Reagan’s infamous quote.

“I can think of nine words more terrifying than ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help…’”

“I worked all day and can’t feed my family.”

[Garf Vader 🥚 @SithGarf]

@Augustusongkf @pinglyadya @RagingRaygun enjoy continuing to lean on your own proprietary conception of Heaven to sooth your insecurities about your peon role here on Earth

[Garf Vader 🥚 @SithGarf]

@Augustusongkf @pinglyadya @RagingRaygun So the ultimate call to action is to scold people? I guess I’m cool if that’s all you want to do.

[Garf Vader 🥚 @SithGarf]

@Augustusongkf @pinglyadya @RagingRaygun What does that mean we should do? At the end of the day, tolerance is just an attitude, right? Why should anyone give a rip about your feelings or mine?

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

Not your average weekend. Not your average team.

[Garf Vader 🥚 @SithGarf]

@Sturgeons_Law @JamaicanJihadi Also, farming meat products is ridiculously inefficient compared to growing corn, rice, soy etc. Almost categorically, fewer people would go hungry if humans did not farm meat.

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

Most decent people, by definition, view the liberation of these Ridglan beagles as a feel-good story. They were bred to live short lives of sadistic (and utterly gratuitous) government-funded experiments, then unceremoniously killed, and instead now are living as dogs should.

But this is because activists spent years working for this outcome, often arrested and even investigated by industry-controlled FBI and state legislatures as terrorists. They deserve immense credit and respect for their success.

[Shane @McClellandShane]

“There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.”