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[dasha @0xdasha]

the financial fermi paradox (“if you’re so smart, why aren’t you rich?”) is nowadays easily resolved with “i’m just too honest”

[Brutal Regime Apocalyptic Dreams @brutal_regime]

The "Deep State" is just capitalism. Wake the fuck up already.

[Ambidexter!⚡ @drambidexter]

But they dunno who's gonna make them single mothers.

[Fucekket @fucekket]

Integritas setan pun perlu di pertanyakan 🤔
Apakah mereka memihak kepada yang berduit?

[Gump n Hell #gumpnhell @gumpnhell]

Seperti yg ane berulang kali bilang, "perang" AS yg paling sukses itu di Indonesia thn 1965-66.

Bayangin, kekuatan kuminis terbesar ke-3 di dunia bisa lenyap dlm sekejap dgn ongkos AS yg paling minim.

Trus AS dapet bonus tambang emas sangat besar di Papua. 🙄

[Michael 🪽 @scapeeegoat]

Akhirnya kita tiba juga di generasi yg tidak paham penggunaan kata "gan" dan asal usulnya

Kita sudah setua itu gaes 🥲

[Shivam Roy @shivamroy__]

Let me try

Fuck Israel

[Dhr. B. Neus @biemelneus]

women are so fucking stupid holy shit

[Richard Poole @Richard80024379]

Two-tiered justice. We live in a culture that hates men, and exalts women.

[アリヤ • @AryaNovrianus]

“Duh, besok Jumatan ya? Hmm.. ke Rusia ah..”

#SelaluAdaAlasanUntukGaJumatan

[Hot Take Appreciator @IHateNYT]

If I passed up studying something I was actually interested in in undergrad to major in CS because of “learn to code” & then this happened I would become the joker

[Ishan Goswami @TheIshanGoswami]

sam made a tweet 10 years ago….

[Mister Ksante Esq., MD, PhD, JD, MBA, CFA, ScD @NiggaKsante]

amazing video to use as an analogy, because it shows that the problem is completely avoidable and only becomes an issue when she intentionally puts herself into it

[doomer @uncledoomer]

>"it can do it in one shot"
>"some of the details arent right"

so what im hearing from you is that it cannot, in fact, do it in one shot

[Yuki Prisma Anastasya 🦋 @MorphoMenelausX]

Cara ngilangin korupsi mah gampang.

Gaji aja dulu APHnya yang bener. Minimal 20-30 jt untuk gol III.

The rest will follow.

Ga percaya? Indonesia udah ada 2 studi kasus.

1. KAI
2. Kemenkeu

Aduh, Yuki pinter bet dah 🥱

[taoki @justalexoki]

you are not a "former gifted kid". you are a retard who couldn't figure out how to turn your 120 iq into a happy life

[Joshua Lim @joshua_j_lim]

"this is an infinite money generating machine

but here, I'm willing to sell you a stake in it for a surprisingly finite amount of money"

[HRD GEN Z @hrdgenz]

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