Lexa

PA-C. Animal lady. Outdoors lover. Views are my own, not that I know anything

[Lexa @SkLora]

@Ranting_Trans Keep working

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

We desperately need a couple of boring years.

[Joshua @reverendofdoubt]

"too sick for the ICU" is a new one... guess the ED is appropriate...

[Zack Ferguson @zackferguson]

I know everyone’s attributing temperature of 38 °C to climate change but have we ruled out sepsis

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

getting older is about realizing that every time you thought you were ugly, you were wrong and every time you thought you were brilliant…..you were also wrong

[jarvis johnson @jarvis]

one thing about me. when i eat a bowl of cereal, im gonna need another bowl of cereal

[Dr. Little Wisp of a Person 🏳️‍🌈 @BaeBielle]

Wow so weird that, in the future, every patient presenting to the ED with an ectopic pregnancy will also have a new diagnosis of rheumatoid arthritis that urgently needs methotrexate

[andy @heyitsandy_]

took my own lunch to work and didn’t buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

[Lexa @SkLora]

@theRadicleLeft I don’t … I work 50+hrs 😃

[Bobby C @Bobby_Condon]

whenever i see an ipad at a cash register i know that i’m about to tip for something i never had to tip for before

[Lexa @SkLora]

@TheBlondeRN The pizza!!! 🍕

[Lexa @SkLora]

@jamiattenberg I feel I can escape and/or im not actually trapped in a metal box… yes I have claustrophobia.

[Milad Sharifpour, MD @MSharifpourMD]

What is your favorite pressor and why is it norepinephrine?

[Mowgli @Holy_Mowgli]

who decided to “spring forward” at 2 a.m. on the weekend. we should do it at 4 p.m. on a monday

[BestSelling_Author @Pro__Author]

Do you tell your pet that you won't be long when you leave the house?

[Bonnie 🐾🐾🇺🇦🌈 @missbonniedog]

Humum says this is us🙄 #dogsoftwitter #twitterdogcommunity

[Lexa @SkLora]

@DrJoyceB Nope. Even after my third and tenth paycheck - nope. Walmart does just fine for me; soft stretchy and easy to wash. Congrats on graduating!