Herbert Skardon

Official twitter account of Herbert Skardon, Director of the Public Control Department. I tweet on behalf of Her Majesty's Government.

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

Football fans. Idiots and simpletons. All of them.

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

Hey @AmazonUK, my dad's been dead for a few good years by now; it's no easier the longer it is. Please stop notifying me that I could be getting ideal Father's Day gifts from you. Thanks. For fuck's sake, consider those without dads, is that too much to ask?

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

Whoever has the phone number 02080582074, what just called me, appeared to be not on the side of the angels.

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

Hey @BBCNews. This is wrong. She hasn't apologised for calling Bumrah a primate, she has only apologised for "any offence caused." That's absolutely *not* apologising for what she said. Stop misreporting. Please. Do better.

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

Any thoughts? Day Three of asking. @TicketmasterUK

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

Hey @TicketmasterUK, what are these fees for please?

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

Day Two @TicketmasterUK. Any thoughts?

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

Hey @TicketmasterUK, what are these fees for please?

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

Hey @TicketmasterUK, what are these fees for please?

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

@AdamBienkov That's self-confesssed computer hacker Kemi Badenoch. Pretty sure whatshe did was criminal.

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

Hey @BBCNews, no he didn't. That would have been an apology. He only apologised for any offence taken; clearly not an apology for what he said. It's surely important to know the difference. https://t.co/hWciH96ea4

[Jon Dryden Taylor @jondrytay]

Fuck you, Ipswich Town.

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

The MP for Great Yarmouth showing his intelligence here. Twatty seems to have forgotten Khan was re-elected earlier this year.Also, Mr. Shit-for Brains, have a read of this: https://t.co/anTJCPa4Ko.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

London feels like an increasingly unsafe place. Stabbings, rapes, thefts - all just accepted as normal now. It's not normal. We must demand better.

I don't know how Sadiq Khan sleeps at night.

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

Hey @google, please show me a modern day Lord Haw-Haw

[Rod Dreher @roddreher]

If, God forbid, Russia takes out a European target in response, as Putin promised to do the other night, this will be on the heads of Biden and Zelensky. Putin could not have made it clearer what he was prepared to do if US missiles keep falling.

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

Twatty here, on the ball. No-one wants to know what he thinks. No-onw cares what he thinks. But, don't forget, it means more because William Russel has been in his house. What a #twat he is.

[Ian Levine @IanLevine]

250 minutes cut down to 90. Believe me you really do NOT want to know what I think. Especially if Cook did it yet again.

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

Hey @Google, show me someone who doesn't understand Judge Dredd.

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

Fuck me, what a cess-pit of replies to this mouth-breather. Great Yarmouth deserve much much better.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I really think that there needs to be more attention on the fact we have a growing number of people locked up for saying something stupid on social media.

Paedophiles often avoid prison, but an unpleasant social media post gets you locked up?

It's wrong, and deserves debate.

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

@IrkthePurists Yes. It shouldn't be a massive disappointment.

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

Eleanor Rigby

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

In your opinion, what is the best George Harrison song?
#GeorgeHarrison

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

In surprising news, um, @SkyNews have never heard of acting. Do they think @VancityReynolds really is Deadpool? Robert Powell was crucified and then stopped the chimes of Big Ben by hanging? Fucking state of them.

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

@exitthelemming Ah, sorry for your loss. A great actor, and a great man too. RIP Timothy West. Absolute best to you and yours, especially your mum. x

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

'Cos this sort of pointless shit has worked so well in education... @UKLabour

[Herbert Skardon @Skardon]

Hey @churchofengland, throwing my hat in the ring to be next Archbishop Of Canterbury. Please ignore any "Hail Satan"s you may notice on my timeline when doing due dilligence. I'm against him and all for your chap.