Skat Lindy

[azi @sazifide]

if i was a parent id love having my unemployed college graduate adult child living in my house

[Hank Williams Jr. enjoyer @S0uthern_man]

This bar cut off the wrong white boy

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ngl if we dating only one of us can be on twitter and its gone be me

[erin chack @ErinChack]

There are two boys that send me music. When one sends me a song, I send it to the other. Then that one sends me a song back, so I send it to the first. They both think I have great taste in music, but I don't; they do. They're musical soul mates and they'll never know it.

[ian @sivasiann]

Nearly month 5 of the 3 day special military operation against Iran

[The HEAT Realm @WadexFlash]

A'ja Wilson’s mom crossed out her daughter on Bam's birthday post.

Bam last month blurred out her face last month😭

[Ken Martini @whatkenatetoday]

The wife knew our 4-cup rice cooker could handle 6 cups. I documented her documenting it.

[The Big Ticket @DontBOffended1]

bring sports science and this crazy bs back

[PutMeOnBlast 🇲🇽 @YungBlastro]

Take a vacation, gang.

[Chili Dog @RobertJMolnar]

A+ tweet

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

how it feels to wait outside your friend’s house for like maybe 10 minutes

[brandon* @brndxix]

can someone tell tom brady he’s above fake beefing with logan paul

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

They did it. They really did it.

[Lincoln Financial Field @LFFStadium]

Congratulations, @Shanemgillis! Tonight's show at Lincoln Financial Field officially set two GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS titles:

🏆 Largest audience for a comedian: 73,946 attendees
🏆 Most tickets sold for a comedy show by a solo comedian: 77,047 tickets

Thank you to every fan who helped make history with us!

[Christin @hexprax]

Odysseus returns to Ithaca

[Skat Lindy @SkatLindy]

No but he stopped his sisters kid from getting. It in half

[THE_VYRO_VISUALS @thevyrovisuals]

Ned Stark died protecting a secret that, in the end, changed nothing about who ruled Westeros

[FCF Freddy @FCF_Freddy]

Ordering two beers at the bar instead of one

[jamie ❄️ @catofice]

Everyone @ Theon during ACOK