Newfie Stoner Taughts

Save me a draw, luh.

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@DatelessThe gone?

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Can make jokes but can't own them? Battle wits with me, I promise you I'm smarter than you.

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Ya knows it's windy out when

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I seen this post and da first thing I thought of was me missus always eating me pickle off me Big Mary and how I should find a missus that dont like pickles. Me buddy says this has something to with do being homo phobic, but all it did for me is make me wanna leave me missus.

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Baymen:

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When someone leaves an iPad in an unlocked car

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When da gst comes in

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When you finally sell your uncles false teeth on Facebook

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When you robs a bank and gets away on a quad

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When your neighbours forgets to lock their shed

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When you gets out of the penitentiary

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When the power goes out in the village mall

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When yer grandmudder falls asleep on the couch and leaves her purse on the coffee table

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When you wins $80 on the VLTS

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How to make pulled pork: Jerk of the pig before you shoots it.

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I knew she was bay when she said she wanted to use a butt plug and grabbed the spark plug that was missing from my big red out of her night stand

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You've been hit by
You've been stuck by
A moose genital

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I got 2 crushes this year... Pineapple and Cream Soda

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Every newfie knows that pineapple doesn't belongs on pizza, it belongs in our soda

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Basic English: Her vagina was very massive and grotesque.

Baymen: Muss on er like a gutted seal