Skelly | Doom Scrolls

Are you ready to know how you die?

[Skelly | Doom Scrolls @SkellysFortune]

"where did father go??" little Ansel cried, Alize didn't know what to tell him so she told him the truth
"he went to find an evil tubby cat deep in the dark forest, to mint a Doom Scroll, the story of your death inscribed forever on the blockchain"
and little Ansel wept

[Skelly | Doom Scrolls @SkellysFortune]

>your feet hurt and your eyes want to close but you can't stop here. A piece of a letter rolls in the wind along the trail ahead of you. You pick it up

[Skelly | Doom Scrolls @SkellysFortune]

nice job! you are the big winner this year. apologies to @VitalikButerin

[Skelly | Doom Scrolls @SkellysFortune]

WHO WILL LIVE TO SEE 2024?

[Skelly | Doom Scrolls @SkellysFortune]

WHO WILL LIVE TO SEE 2024?

[Skelly | Doom Scrolls @SkellysFortune]

congratulations you survived 2022 🎉🎉🎉

[tubby cats @tubbycatsnft]

✨ we hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday season!

to all of our friends especially, we appreciate + love you 💗

let's discover the greatness this next year has in store for us all — together!! 🫡

xx tubby team 💕

[tubby cats @tubbycatsnft]

featuring, in alphabetical order (2/2):
@Letterj33
@LucidNFT_
@m1nm1ng3
@MEGAMINFT
@Mithical_io
@NFDtoken
@ookamiT0hitsuji
@pillsuniverse
@recomet_io
@SkellysFortune
@storyverse_xyz
@Torce14
@Uniswap
@uwucrewnft
@webaverse
@Worldwide_WEB3

[Skelly | Doom Scrolls @SkellysFortune]

@0xBoolean christmas will outlive us all

[Skelly | Doom Scrolls @SkellysFortune]

@definitelyvery1 @CL207 our offices are stocked with salmon year round even though we cant eat it (bc dead) we just like having it around

[Skelly | Doom Scrolls @SkellysFortune]

Happy Holidays to the living

[Skelly | Doom Scrolls @SkellysFortune]

do you fall off a tall building? will you be eaten by a tiger? what will you be wearing???

find out how you die at https://t.co/UZ1x16dt5V

[Skelly | Doom Scrolls @SkellysFortune]

death doesn’t need to be a surprise

find out how you die today at https://t.co/UZ1x16e0Vt

[Skelly | Doom Scrolls @SkellysFortune]

death waits for no one

what are you waiting for?

find out how you die today at https://t.co/UZ1x16e0Vt

[Skelly | Doom Scrolls @SkellysFortune]

if mr musk had bought a Doom Scroll he would have seen his downfall coming and been able to avoid it

it may be too late for him, but its not too late for you. find out how you die today at https://t.co/UZ1x16e0Vt

[Skelly | Doom Scrolls @SkellysFortune]

death is only the beginning

find out how you die today, at https://t.co/UZ1x16e0Vt

[Skelly | Doom Scrolls @SkellysFortune]

Doom Scrolls are released under the cc(-1) creative license, which means if you own one you’ll learn how you are subtracted from the mortal realm

get yours today at https://t.co/UZ1x16e0Vt

[Skelly | Doom Scrolls @SkellysFortune]

https://t.co/UZ1x16e0Vt is the only nft fortunetelling project sanctioned by the Court of Master Potion-Makers.

Licensed here and in the afterlife, our product is second only to death itself

[Skelly | Doom Scrolls @SkellysFortune]

@definitelyvery1 @satsdart these are facts

[Skelly | Doom Scrolls @SkellysFortune]

9. if you're still reading this then you're still alive. stop- die right away
10. repeat steps 1-10
11. god help you if you haven't died yet
12. twelve
13. pass on
14. kick the bucket
15. cease to be
16. DIE ALREADY

follow me for more tips
https://t.co/UZ1x16e0Vt

[Skelly | Doom Scrolls @SkellysFortune]

16 ways to dodge distractions:

1. Be dead
2. Die
3. Have a walking partner
4. Block all distractions for eternity (bc you're dead)
5. Have no recurring meetings, in fact have none at all
6. Put your phone on dead mode
7. No notifications
8. No social media (unless its for work)

[Skelly | Doom Scrolls @SkellysFortune]

knowledge is power
what knowledge could be more powerful than the story of your own demise?
find out how you leave this world today at https://t.co/UZ1x16e0Vt