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Unidentified person of interest - confirm your civil status with local protection team immediately.

[Maestro @SkepticalIntent]

Shape Store moment.

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

LEGO Crocs limited edition just dropped. Only $149

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@eternalclassic_ Nothing but the open road… and the open chassis, engine, suspension, transmission, etc.

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@WhiteHouse This is stupid. Gamifying reality is the business of gamers, not the fking White House. Embarrassing.

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@jiratickets This is obviously a joke but, I can’t find the punch line.

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@TheeIslanddd @B1TuckerCarlson Hmm.

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

My Uber and Lyft driver is going really really fast.

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@TheRoyalSerf What is the name of this movie? @grok

[Heckler & Koch @HecklerAndKoch]

Forget about Freeman.

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@thegameverse Ubislop.

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To provide some much needed CONTEXT; the movie is called Apocalypto. Can we please stop shitting out ignorant low-quality engagement bait now? This isn’t even close to the worst example I can find.

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Till this day my feed is cluttered with
#engagementbait bs. This person wrote a caption that implies that they fell into a coma during world history class. So many posts are just like this; they provide the least amount of context possible then let commenters do all the work.

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@basilisk256 @WCHaysIII @lurker583 I’m slowly becoming convinced that in-person conversations will go just like this in the future to ‘cultivate better engagement’. This is because

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@basilisk256 @WCHaysIII @lurker583 Well us ‘engagers’ aren’t satisfied with half-baked ambiguous posts. X needs some form of a dislike button.

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@9mmsmg Or you could run upstairs to play Zoo Tycoon for hours on end. (My personal experience)

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@financedystop Put them on house arrest for a few months right where they stand and set up some cameras. It would be great reality TV. “Bruuuh whatchu mean we stayin’ here?!” Just watching them fight over who cleans up would be hilarious. It would be entertaining to watch the struggle unfold.

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@MnKSpdi As a console player, I’m becoming convinced to turn crossplay OFF just watching stuff like this. PC freaks gotta hop their way to victory I guess. 🦗

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Who ever is getting the largest bonus based on your performance is who you must obey blindly in this country called the United States of America.

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@BattlefieldComm I wish TOW missiles had an audible warning like Lis rockets in 2042. Before they one-shot my chopper, I should have a chance to evade. I can’t rely on spotting tiny rockets flying at me with just my eyes especially when they’re out of sight.

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@SSHdEmon2 @BF6Media How entitled of you to assume your teammates will automatically be worse in the heli than you. IF a noob manages to waste the chopper, you can’t seriously assume that will happen every time. I don’t care if you’re Jesus with the heli. You don’t deserve to decide for the team.