Mightest Prophet of the flying spaghetti monster

Barça ❤️💙
Messi🐐🇦🇷
Alexia🐐🇪🇸
Barça is my religion
Proud Atheist ⚛️

[Mightest Prophet of the flying spaghetti monster @SkepticsAt33279]

It's crazier when you remember Raphinha doesn't have offside goals and has taken only 2 penalties 💀💀🏃🏃

[MC @CrewsMat10]

G/A in a season:

“Noodle” Ronaldo in 16/17: 54

Raphinha in 24/25: 56

[Mightest Prophet of the flying spaghetti monster @SkepticsAt33279]

@contestedmid Is Ewa Pajor's Gerd Muller trophy locked in?

[Mightest Prophet of the flying spaghetti monster @SkepticsAt33279]

GOATED🐐🇦🇷

[The Olympic Games™ @Olympics]

Which sports photo belongs in a museum? 🖼️

[Mightest Prophet of the flying spaghetti monster @SkepticsAt33279]

Kylian Mboobie in big 2025 for Ballon D'or 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Madrid Universal @MadridUniversal]

It seems there is no clear favorite for the Ballon d'Or this season. Several names like Mbappé, Lamine Yamal, Raphinha, Ousmane Dembele, Lautaro Martinez, Harry Kane, Pedri and Lewandowski have been mentioned. The nominees will be announced after the Club World Cup.

— @marca

[Mightest Prophet of the flying spaghetti monster @SkepticsAt33279]

@Hungoverr1 I doubt Cata Coll will win it, I'm sure about Vicky though but what about Sydney?

[Mightest Prophet of the flying spaghetti monster @SkepticsAt33279]

Barça men's and women's team are swipping both Ballon D'ors and Kopa Trophies. ❤️💜😍🏆

[Barça Femení @BarcaFem]

🚨 The 2025 Ballon d’Or ceremony will take place on September 22 at the Théâtre du Châtelet in Paris.

➡️ All the awards that previously existed only for men will now also be awarded to women.

➡️ The list of nominated female players will be revealed in the first half of August.

[Mightest Prophet of the flying spaghetti monster @SkepticsAt33279]

@XSocialMedium @BarcaFem I think you mean the Kopa Trophy

[Mightest Prophet of the flying spaghetti monster @SkepticsAt33279]

@Abhishek_zero_7 @futboldiy I've read it and it makes no sense. Aitana Bonmati was as important to the team as CGH last season but don't you know the reason they pushed for Aitana to win instead of CGH? If you don't know then you can't be helped

[total Barça @totalBarca]

Raphinha’s son, Gael, watching Lamine’s little brother score a goal and then instinctively hitting his dad’s celebration might be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

[Casper @sureplexx]

Pere Romeu’s pregame and halftime talks with Femeni ahead of the Supercopa semifinal and final

[Mightest Prophet of the flying spaghetti monster @SkepticsAt33279]

Just a 17 Yr old putting fear into grown ups.

[Lamine Xtra @Yamal_Xtra]

🎙️ Gueye: "Guys, Lamine Yamal is really too good. At one point, he stared me down… I was like, 'Ehhh, I don’t want to end up in a TikTok edit,' so I backed off right away (laughs). Just trying to finish the season peacefully…" @footmercato 😂❤️

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@RMAsmithayo7 Rodrygo and Guler would be kebab sellers in the 2000s

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@MadridMuse @BarcaMuse @elonmusk ���🤣🤣🤣

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@PeteroMaina @Honeyfarsafi Yet Africans worship their God jebus krist. Sickening

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@Honeyfarsafi Nyamaza wewe kuma, na unaabudu mungu wa kiarabu. Fala hii

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@NyabasaDanvas Dedicated hater 😂😂

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@rumpel_irving Hustle Hard is not Lamine's agent lol

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@BarcaWorldwide Shameless nazi

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@yul1rat 😂😂😂😂😂

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@RalphJeune @cransley247 @SelecaoTalk There you are again confusing showboating with efficient dribbling 😂😂such a clown

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@RalphJeune @SelecaoTalk If you watch Vini and Yamal and conclude Vini is a better entertainer, that makes you the actual hypocrite