CandleXander

he/they • 🏳‍⚧🏳‍🌈 • Type 1 Diabetic • 🐷👑

[Cayotica 📖🐉 || Dragon Vtuber @Cayotica]

I just can't even care anymore. They came for my em dash, then they were scrutinizing the oxford comma, NOW ITS LITERALLY JUST ALL THE WORDS. I'm done, people can fuck off with the "How you can tell" Nah, I'm gonna use all of these so liberally and out of spite now. I'm going to write the most purple prose, em dash, oxford comma laden piece of fiction they've ever read and I'm doing it on stream.

This and the whole "using big words is ableist" thing blowing up on social media right now have shown me that most people have the reading comprehension of a fucking flounder and would rather be hand held through a story than actually use their brain and I refuse to contribute to the stupidification of humanity.

/rant

[emi 🍋 ➽ summer hater era ☀️ @citroncynique]

I'm so mad at the fact that apparently purple prose is a massive tell for AI writing in fics bc I have always been a huge fan of intentionally using purple prose for dramatic purpose. The theatrics need /soul/ behind it, tho

[home_b0ys @home_b0ys]

i love that homelander’s eyes glow red in this scene as a defence mechanism. like a cat when their eyes narrow to slits or a dog when their hackles rise. despite the strength he has, his instincts aren’t to physically fight because he’s far more confident with his lasers.

[Zain 🧼💀 Coms open @Angelicasdean]

So now toph has no problem seeing in sand how will the entire desert arc go NOW BECAUSE THAT WAS LITERALLY MAJORITY OF HER STRUGGLE IS BEING UNABLE TO SENSE IN THE SAANDDDDDD

[sam⁷ @snailsoob]

i’m ctfu 😭😭 this student still plagiarises the old-fashioned way!

[zurzur !! ᕦʕ•ᴥ•ʔᕤ @tankiebo1]

@EPM106 This is the UN's entire shtick. They're engineered to be globally inclusive & culturally nuanced cause diplomacy. Whether or not they actually do things to help or protect queer people worldwide is a different story

[Thel 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @EPM106]

the concept of the United Nations being better at depicting trans women than your average Level 5 Woke oc artist

[girlsay. @_GirlSay]

im abt to be thinking of this all day

[shine ♀ @ladymysticalwmn]

The slogan "smoking is being a slave to tobacco" is illustrated with a blowjob reference lmfao. I love how throughout history everyone has portrayed sucking dick as degrading but never dared to admit it verbally

[𐙚 ꒰ lambi ꒱🌱 @lazylambzz]

wait i lowkey gotta do that, im already an organ donor

[Gar/Lenny 🫜 @spacetimetravla]

one thing I found horrific reading comics as a kid were the charity organizations in the back advertisements trying to raise funds to keep creators off the streets. creators of well-known stories and characters.

[Men Being Awful @pinkcels]

"The protectors"

[🌿 PearlescentMoon 🌿 @PearlescentMoon]

I think I've peaked.
It doesn't get much better than this 🐄

[berry 🫐 @neulbubble]

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