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@AmericanAir @Ding_Gorgeous @americanair this is where they gush how much they care but then stonewall you for days🤣🤣🤣

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@klos @EBryceLee @BIG_PARMENIDES “there are more important things than playing basketball with your kids.” - No.

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@DBrunoMedia @FreddyLA7 @Hertz @Alamo @Enterprise refused my reservation this week in MSP. Stonewalled me 36 hours. Finally emailed me to let me know they would pay for Ubers - but I bet that will be just too and from the airport - nothing else. Now I know who to use in the future @Hertz.

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@3YearLetterman My heat pump is air conditioned.

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@BurtMaclin_FBI @nytimes Blocked.

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@GBNEWS @3YearLetterman

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@RBrookman34 @jarvis_best Well done man. I love a good parody account!!!

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@atomplait @FreddyLA7 Haha - like we are letting him go back😁

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@Enterprise @rogermc85 @Enterprise “I’ll be escalating to our leadership team”. Folks - that’s means “you will hear absolutely nothing back” 🤣🤣

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@Enterprise @_BigGameHunter_ @Enterprise want to hear about MY experience?? Come on coward. Let’s talk. Hook me up with Chrissy Taylor. I’d love to tell her about my “reservation” LMFAO experience. Cat got your tongue pussy ass coward????

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@Enterprise @AaronSAdams1 @Enterprise Hey Aaron - they aren’t going to resolve shit. They are going to give you some BS about having their management team contact you. Which will never happen.

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@Enterprise @Halfords7 @enterprise while you are helping people with a game - how about getting me a car, that I had a reservation for over 24 hours ago, that you have yet to fulfill.

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@Enterprise @MrSquidward07 @Enterprise let me guess - they didn’t provide a car 🤡

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@Enterprise @rascal113646 @Enterprise is NOT here to help. They spout this slop on on X to save face. But they actually don’t do shit. They overbook to squeeze every last drop of $$ - and if they fuck customers? Who cares!!!

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@Enterprise @EricVazquez64 @Enterprise is shit. You have a reservation. But they have no cars. They say over and over again “our management team will be in contact” 🤡 that was over 24 hours ago. Still no contact and no car.

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@Enterprise @Matt79213 Haha - this is what @Enterprise does. Oh yeah - they will LOOK like they are helping. But this is just a facade. Tell me Enterprise - about my reservation over 24 hours ago… I STILL do not have a car. Or resolution. Or ANY contact. Excellent PRETEND customer service.

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@Enterprise Enterprise could care LESS if you made a reservation, but did not actually have a car for you.

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@Enterprise Here’s your wrap: The CEO of Enterprise, Chrissy Taylor: I grew up in the car rental industry. And if you have reservation - IT DOESN’T MEAN SHIT.

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@ZachCaniac Canes don’t need “great” goaltending with their system. They need good to very good goaltending. Bussi and Freddie are that. PK - yeah, maybe? Goalies at the Wolves level - Trade to get great GT prospects in our farm team in case we have an injury. Feel free to educate me.

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@Enterprise @Enterprise GO F&CK YOURSELF and your free car. I’m looking for a rental car!! Had a RESERVATION last night - but YOU had NO cars. And you STILL DON’T! And don’t give me that “DM us” BS. No help from them, your National desk or the airport counter!!!! My LAST Enterprise.