Skin Salesman

American Made White Savior ✟

[tony🚷 @ratatatvandal]

"scooby doo origins" I KNOW SCOOBY DOO ORIGINS IVE LIVED SCOOBY DOO ORIGINS. MAKE THEM ALL COLORED AND GAY THEN WE'LL TALK

[Walter @culturecanceler]

Why don’t the bears make a 6 billion dollar kalshi bet against where they’re not going and use the winnings to finance the stadium

[Victim @sementard]

Cigarettes are straight up good for you

[Skin Salesman @Skin4Sale]

Daddy needs a Dirty Squirt

[Natillas💚🖤 @GreenBlackHeart]

It's crazy to me that people actually like the English version of 99 Luftballons over the original
Genuine cattle

[blanket is transgender @ureverypie]

"what goes up.. MUST COME DOWN!" i say while crushing my boner with a hardcover book

[Rance Austin @LegendaryGucci]

After 2 Long Months Of Training It’s Finally Over Your Boy An Official Bus Operator 💙

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

step foot in roku city again and i’ll beat the lint out your pockets bitch

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

What if a burger had a boner

[Tony “Butch” James @JamesTobus]

My boy just “checked in on me.” So fucking gay I blocked him on everything and never plan on speaking to that queer again.

[𝐵����𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

social media really got yall thinking 15 likes not a lot.. imagine 15 gorillas in your room tryna fck you

[rune sword @runesword1]

sick of gnomes. always tinkering and touching my things, asking how they work. rancid little pests begone

[Skin Salesman @Skin4Sale]

You're hurting him.

[Skin Salesman @Skin4Sale]

@PizzaDelivery4u Nah uh

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

drove . This morning. Dark. Bump in road. Raccoon? Maybe . I did not stop to look. Portly child perhaps,. No damage to car. Chevrolet Nova (metallic brown). STEEL FRAME

[𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗮 ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ @cockatiieltwins]

rub my nonbinary belly. fucking rub it.

[SHITTER ASS @SHlTTERASS]

bro all my friends are heathens take it slow

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???

[Fashion Ruined My Life @frmlfr]

What would be the point? I just mess everything up whenever I try anyways