Skin ➐

Hell Yeah

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

yes, i know we just witnessed $150 million worth of military equipment blow up on the tarmac but it looked like the jets were having sex briefly so it's worth every penny

[Illini Pop-Tart @IlliniProcess]

Damar Hamlin’s chest and Tua’s head, the two most fragile objects in the league, just collided

[Zaron Burnett III @Zaron3]

man, this 4th of July God could do the funniest callback ever

[coolman carver @coolmancarver]

Call me Scottie Scheffler the way I’m assaulting these pigs

[Int'l Criminal Court @IntlCrimCourt]

Statement of #ICC Prosecutor @KarimKhanQC: Applications for arrest warrants in the situation in the State of #Palestine ⤵️
https://t.co/WqDZecXFZq

[Lou @plagueprose]

they just… said it

[cash @spo9globoob]

Damn bro he really did it😭😭https://t.co/H5SeGtudQH

[Is it market? @isitmarket]

He has risen

[☔ @Whotfismick]

cat owners be like:

[trevy @chillextremist]

Yo pass the creed pen I’m tryna get higher

[Joey Hannum @joeyhannum]

a new Abraham Lincoln has been chosen

[Schraztzoo @shratzoo13]

working at warrens

[Global News Monitor @GlobalNewsMontr]

Rest in peace Aaron Bushnell, your actions will not go in vain.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

(I gasp awake, clutching my chest after quitting weed cold turkey)

Gf: Again?

Me: I felt the orcs blade pierce my heart as my elven kin died

Her: Helms deep isn’t real baby

(I reach for my bong)

Her: No! The job search!

Me: You weren’t there! Some things is bigger than jobs

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

need it

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

Puppy Bowl isn’t so cute when you remember they’re all gonna get CTE