*Cough Cough*
No it’s not #Covid19, It’s the Skins and we’re .... BACK!!!!!
Here’s some mouthwatering
Pre-Season training footage of our man @nathansuttle13 👊🏼💯
#Strongerthanfourskins
Notice something.... there all skins
Some say it’s just a coincidence, we know it’s the fate of the skinheads to become the greatest #Skinswillbeback#Onceaskin
“Some said news to report on, Young Suttle’s been quarantined this week after the outbreak of major virus which has affected majority of the world, Hoping he can pull through”
Here’s some harrowing footage of the virus
#SquashieVirus#Pray4Spud
🗣 Gaffers Injury Update
“Ronaldbeaniho has been back out flippin burgers and manipulating 16 year olds, will be involved Monday”
“Spencer back involved also had a good week recovering from the treble leg fracture wife beater Craig gave him”
➡️ More to follow
And to prove we have a 100% success rate of protection we have given a free sample pack to one of our own @AdamUTGWard
No MiniSkins on the way!!
#Nevergoinwithoutaskin
‼️ Important Announcement ‼️
Just a quick one before tonight’s game
We as a club have decided to branch out and enhance our brand, we’ve taken inspiration off of huge celebrities such as @JLSOfficial so would like to thank them for that.
#AnythingJLScandoSkinscandobetter
✅ - Skins 9-2 Pear Grills
Great Win for the skins tonight unplayable at times!!
🏥 - Few Knocks picked up tonight,
Unfortunately Craig didn’t get enough fun out of beating his missus so he took a few chunks out of the skins aswell
🍺 - Stellas on us!!
#COYS#Unbeatable
⚽️ - Early team news!
✅ - Ronaldbeaniho KEEPS his place in the squad tonight
💯- @liamward_6 returns hoping to give the side a taste of that 100% win rate.
💰- Cammy ‘Nobes’ Evans returns from recent bankruptcy
#COYS#GodsaveourgraciousBean
He’s back tonight 🙌
Ronaldbeaniho 2019/20 Statistics
0 Apps
0 Goals
0 Assists
0 Yellow Cards
0 Red Cards
1 Case of Coronavirus
1 Imaginary Russian Girl he claims he shagged
0 Offsides
0 Clean sheets (Shit Bed in Prague)
0 Tackles
1 Foul (Shit himself in Prague)