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Born in 96, Singer and songwriter. Guitarist. European. Jack of all trades, master of feck all. all round tasty geezer.

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@thetruecitizen @TLtj18 Show me sources. Because I have a long line of Irish relatives who will tell a vastly different story.

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@thetruecitizen @TLtj18 That’s the most hipacritical thing I’ve ever read. I bet you aren’t even a Bible basher yourself you fuckin wet wipe.

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@TLtj18 @dectherec1 Assuming your average jo can afford to just drop 80k on a place.

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@JamesBu57995988 @MetroUK Nah it’s probably a bag of chips.

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@fesshole I swear. Whoever invented recorders was one sick fuck.

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@astarionstoy @GojiraSpouse Trash attracts trash.

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@_itsglitch_ I guess that makes you a dumpster diver then.

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@MetroUK Well. That was mature 😏

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@8hotchipandlied @pearlythingz Women are abusive too, it’s just vastly under-reported.
There, I fixed it for you.

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@MarySco78725303 You’re selfish? Surprise surprise. impatient and a little insecure? No thanks. You make mistakes. A little like forgetting your punctuation. out of control & at times hard to handle? You sound downright unstable. If that’s your worst, you need therapy. Or a straight jacket.

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@QueenCeline21 If you’re worst involves you shouting and falling all over the place, I don’t want you at your best. Your worst sounds straight up abusive, and your best is only theoretical. I don’t like those odds.

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@final_girlx Don’t be daft. Stiff upper lip, freeze in the winter, melt in the summer, pay 25 pound for a pint of milk and God save the King.

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@fesshole One time I acquired a guitar this way, for 600 bucks. I only realized when I was halfway across the country on the train home that the card was declined, then I looked down at the guitar by my feet thinking, well fuck me. Free guitar.

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@fesshole This hit me right in the feels.

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@fesshole Standard.

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@Homely_1_Kenobi @WaliApma @OHara_Fan_Girl @DuncanHenry78 Besides the 4 women that raped me of course, and the thousands and thousands of women who raped men each year, either by coercion or by the use of drugs.
Don’t tell me it doesn’t happen, because it does.
I don’t know where you get your stats from.

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I’m in total agreement though. Especially with the milkbone ones. Those are the shit.

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Not as bad as some of the confessions on here but when I was younger and was giving my dog a Bonio dog treat, I'd also have one myself and we would sit together and eat them. Best dog treats on the market.

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@worldsaradio my favorite of all time is bacon, sausage, baked beans, all inside one of those big yorkshire puddings the size of your plate.
Other than that, it's minted lamb chops.

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@CatchTheseWords In this situation, a good solid headbutt would’ve done the job quite nicely.

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When they refer to anything remotely english as, Best in the world!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Very British exaggerations:

1. “It's absolutely chucking it down!”
2. “I’ve told you a million times!”
3. “The bus took forever!”

What are some more Very British exaggerations?