Jamie Ross

Bringing joy to the hearts of many with greatness and British charm since 1996.
I also like penguins.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The rumor that I’m secretly creating a zombie apocalypse to generate demand for flamethrowers is completely false

[Brodie Lee @ThisBrodieLee]

It's Friday. You know what that means.

[Jamie Ross @SkippyTheBrit]

Paying my tuition is a great way to induce sickness 😰

[Jamie Ross @SkippyTheBrit]

This sums up my life pretty well.
#CineplexProblems

[Jamie Ross @SkippyTheBrit]

It turns out I can get away with a lot of stuff if I point out I'm a college student
#Perks

[Black Mirror @blackmirror]

This isn't an episode. This isn't marketing. This is reality.

[Jamie Ross @SkippyTheBrit]

@_huntermariee This is something that should be suggested to them asap

[Jamie Ross @SkippyTheBrit]

@_huntermariee Do you use a silly straw at least??

[Jamie Ross @SkippyTheBrit]

@_huntermariee Why would you do that?

[Jamie Ross @SkippyTheBrit]

When even your girlfriend's mother worries about your balancing work and school. #ShesAKeeper

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Feeling bad that I sold @MikePosner a dodgy pill in Ibiza last summer.

[Jamie Ross @SkippyTheBrit]

When you finally get away from that one toxic person. Feels good, man.

[Jamie Ross @SkippyTheBrit]

@TaylorTheMule this is a fair excuse

[Jamie Ross @SkippyTheBrit]

One downside of being a Brit is that I can't say something is great without sounding like a wanker.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

I can no longer tweet about Trump. That anyone in America would even CONSIDER voting for this rabid coyote leaves me speechless.

[Kofi Kingston @TrueKofi]

Just ordered a burrito from @tacobell with a large strawberry starburst freeze. Came out to $6.66. On Halloween. That's how real I keep it.🎃

[Jamie Ross @SkippyTheBrit]

I feel like most Cineplex problems can be solved by turning something off then on again

[Seth Rollins @WWERollins]

I'm 29, birthday's in May, and I am far from humble. https://t.co/eiqWfHhriZ

[Jamie Ross @SkippyTheBrit]

Hopefully Chelsea can play this well in the Premier League #CFC