@PrestonPysh@morpheus7447x@BrianRoemmele We just had a baby 1 month ago. Got a bill this week, billed to my new son, for $1,300 (circumcision). They’re trying to put us into debt before we can even walk. 🤣
@BTC_Chihuahua12@VandelayBTC I think I’m going to go with “I run a private equity fund”. Most people don’t know what “equity” is and will fear they’ll look dumb asking anything further.
@CarlBMenger Well, if you wait too long you’re going to die, and I’m confident you can’t take BTC with you. So at some point, it would be wise to enjoy it.
@RationalPrepper As a missionary, we taught and baptized several women who had abortions. They just required an additional interview with our mission president.
@RG_Leachman Liberals will drive around the lot for 5 minutes searching for a front row spot, find someone going to their car, and stalk them until they back out; when they could have just parked in the back and walked 45 seconds into the same store.