ᛃᛟᛋᛖᛈᚻ

You are being lied to.

[ᛃᛟᛋᛖᛈᚻ @Skreeeonk_]

I have a lot of opinions on the recent Tolkien developments. All I will say right now on this account is that it is literally demonic. Lucifer is literally pulling a Sauron. This was the entire point of the entire story of Eru Ilúvatar's creation and if you are going to get angry about any cultural psy-op, now is the time. They hate you, they hate everything you love, they want it destroyed, and they want to mock you while doing so. Do not let them. Hobbits really are amazing creatures, Mr. Frodo. Do not forget that.

[ᛃᛟᛋᛖᛈᚻ @Skreeeonk_]

@SomeBitchIIKnow Give them a copy of the Silmarillion/the Hobbit

[ᛃᛟᛋᛖᛈᚻ @Skreeeonk_]

I now have a concrete opinion on the red/blue button debate twitter, buckle the fuck up because a lot of you are retards.

[ᛃᛟᛋᛖᛈᚻ @Skreeeonk_]

I have returned to announce that given the recent Godzilla resurgence, all of my political and shit posts are now vindicated.

[ᛃᛟᛋᛖᛈᚻ @Skreeeonk_]

@BreTweetz Very gay and cringe

[ᛃᛟᛋᛖᛈᚻ @Skreeeonk_]

I know its only Wednesday but both myself and my good friends the beer I drank do not apologize for a goddamn thing we said (some of you might be hearing from me).

[ᛃᛟᛋᛖᛈᚻ @Skreeeonk_]

Not even close to a dude but also one of the boys.

[ᛃᛟᛋᛖᛈᚻ @Skreeeonk_]

@SomeBitchIIKnow Listen you've teed up the shot for me here so I have to take it, I would abandon my former self and completely reshape my life for you AND also I am not married. If that helps.

Otherwise, please pretend I didn't say this and we'll just proceed as usual.

[Toad @LearnToToad]

@mokhanhim Those numbers seem low

[ᛃᛟᛋᛖᛈᚻ @Skreeeonk_]

I refuse to fall for this for one more second. Jesus Christ is our only hope. If you are willing to continue to blindly fall for this you are no better than the people who champion child genital mutilation and sacrifice. God have mercy on us all.

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

🚨 JUST NOW: Karoline Leavitt calls on everyone to watch tonight because Donald Trump will bring the heat and there will be “shots fired”

LET’S FREAKING GO 🔥

[Raven @DavidLCorbo]

Tyler loved the Lord. He was a real Dangerous Retard. We met at Brohemian Grove and he supported our goofy show before we ever got “big”

If I can help his wife and family during this time it would be huge to me. Please. If you guys can find it in you to help a widow. Life’s not fair. Funeral expenses aren’t fair. Losing a husband isn’t fair.

If you can’t donate, please pray.

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

:)

[ᛃᛟᛋᛖᛈᚻ @Skreeeonk_]

@TopLobsta Why do the camera men always zoom out or change angles when they do in these moments? It feels like they just wanted to get the shot of the crowd panicking. This is not normal. None of this presidency has been.

[ᛃᛟᛋᛖᛈᚻ @Skreeeonk_]

@SomeBitchIIKnow It makes my heart so happy that you are aware of Andrew.

[L @SomeBitchIIKnow]

Being angry on a Saturday is a waste of your weekend.

Save that shit for Monday at the very least.

[ᛃᛟᛋᛖᛈᚻ @Skreeeonk_]

@DavidLCorbo DUDE this definitely is a thing because I saw hundreds every night for the first 20+ years of my life and I haven't seen a single one in years.

[Raven @DavidLCorbo]

So are fireflies just not a thing anymore? If so that fucking sucks. They made many childhood summer nights magical.

[Andrew Wilson @paleochristcon]

Red button:Women stop having children and humanity dies off but the last generation lives the most comfortable luxurious lives they have ever lived in human history.

Blue button: Humanity continues as is.

[ᛃᛟᛋᛖᛈᚻ @Skreeeonk_]

I have not been following the news at all, and have no idea what happened at the latest Gov dinner but if you think its real you're a retard.

[ᛃᛟᛋᛖᛈᚻ @Skreeeonk_]

@_skobee_ This post saved me from sewerslide ty

[ᛃᛟᛋᛖᛈᚻ @Skreeeonk_]

Hey so why is everyone such an insufferable asshole today?