“Father, Ganondorf is trying to invade and destroy Hyrule!!!”
“I know my child, so I’m sending 4.1 billion rupees to the Bokoblin state in the desert, they are our greatest ally”
BONES attributed to Saint Nicholas, Bishop of Myra, kept since 1098 in Saint-Nicolas-de-Port, in Meurthe-et-Moselle, were STOLEN from their reliquary inside the basilica, then DESTROYED.
The suspect, arrested at his home, admitted to SMASHING the display case protecting the reliquary, then stealing its contents, BURNING the bones and CRUSHING them out of a “desire to destroy.”
(Source: L'Est Républicain)
>Gets absolute power
>Does nothing for 7 years but build a tacky castle and threaten his enemies without actually doing anything to them
>Gets defeated by a roblox kid and his liberal gf
Ganon is a Republican politician