skye bitchett

Proll enjoying a nice cup of T ☕️😛😛😛😛😛insta: @skyebitchett

[skye bitchett @SkyeFitchett]

@rachslawich I’m going to be learning my times tables along with my children 🤡

[skye bitchett @SkyeFitchett]

@rachslawich There’s two types of people in this world 😪 I was in a meeting yesterday where i had to divide $1000 by 50 … took me a solid 2 minutes to come up with 20 while the client sat there like 👁👄👁 …so embarrassing, should’ve taken those sheets more seriously😭

[skye bitchett @SkyeFitchett]

@n_perrino oh so it was YOU

[skye bitchett @SkyeFitchett]

A series…

rating the dogs my vet friend sends our gc very very lowly /10 just to get a rise out of them for my own entertainment

took 4x to be booted from the gc, I think I can do better next time

[skye bitchett @SkyeFitchett]

@fleffras HAHAHA, tried to give the best the lowest

[skye bitchett @SkyeFitchett]

@rachslawich they did this to me with a tracksuit and it got pushed back 6 MONTHS … and then they told me that they discontinued the colour i ordered. i’ve never been so shook.

[skye bitchett @SkyeFitchett]

@rachslawich i’ll let u know when i come visit … my parents r selling the house tho, so u might have to come visit me in toronto 😘

[skye bitchett @SkyeFitchett]

@rachslawich hey 😏

[skye bitchett @SkyeFitchett]

I love the men in knight community💕

[skye bitchett @SkyeFitchett]

@SpottedLaurier fanshawe for ergonomics

[nancy @d0gtired]

I am going to create a five year plan that is so delusional

[Spotted At Laurier @SpottedLaurier]

Bernie holding my spot in line

[Matt O'Brien @matt_obrien]

GOVERNMENT: stay home

ME: ok I’m staying home

GOVERNMENT: ....you wanna go out and get a burrito or something?

ME: can I?

GOVERNMENT: ya maybe I dunno

ME: can I goto the park?

GOVERNMENT: haha buddy I dunno what am I the park police

[skye bitchett @SkyeFitchett]

You spend years building trust in a relationship, and make one mistake (forgetting to take the chicken out yesterday) and all of a sudden all the trust goes out the window

[venus as a they @lgbtop]

i give everyone permission to milk my death for personal benefits if i die. idc if we’re just acquaintances, if we ever talked and i suddenly drop dead one day i want you to tell your boss you just lost a friend and take the day off. my treat

[. @SuiNeltwork]

at midnight tonight we will sacrifice goofy

[skye bitchett @SkyeFitchett]

@crack_mama I did that this year ... can confirm it is worth it